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Personality inventory and letters from their junior high school teachers.

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If only Julie Stokes would just smile more.

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Today The Internet belongs to you.

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do i have to? cause my body has too many scars that i don't want to think about.

also, it's about 45 pounds bigger than is ideal.

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The only strippers I knew when I was 18 were all girls who were doing it to pay for college. Since then college is a million times more expensive, sucks to be them in Louisiana now.

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Ah. Another old guy.

tape doesn't work either...

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It's the cold water at the 3am bathroom break that gets me the most.

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It looks like the recent storms in Texas blew a big cloud o' stupid over into Louisiana and all of it landed in Baton Rouge

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She uses a knife? Pathetic.

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J, you're never gonna sell it. You're too well known.

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There was considerable variety in drinking age, and after the voting age was reduced to 18, there was even a trend towards setting that as the drinking age.

Then Liddy Dole threatened to withhold Federal highway funds from any state that didn't raise the age to 21, and bingo. But that wasn't a coercive action by the Executive Branch (because R).

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Thank you! Couldn't remember what triggered the nationwide change. Guess no one's going to propose raising the draft registration age to 21?

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I know it might seem like that; but, that Ebill God, Statistics, says that Louisiana and Mississippi are the epicenter of stooopid in the USA Stooopidity radiates and snakulates along the fawlt lines of the Bible belt, Praise Gob and his Wholly Swinging Dick, and the poverty lines marked out by Right-to-work trailer parks.

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Obviously, Mrs. Stokes should be home, caring of her husband and leaving the menfolk to deal with the harsh realities and serious matters of the world at large. Everyone knows Louisiana didn't have a vampire problem until negras and women started getting uppity and mixing in in politics and such.

True 'nuff, it is that Sookie Stackhouse and her friends purely do have some fine sets of teetees on that True Blood show. And, that's what those proposed amendments to this bill was about, making sure that fine specimens of young Louisianian womanhood can find gainful employment in entry level positions of our vital entertainment industry. No need for Mrs. Stokes to get all het up.

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Repulsed In Name Only, probably/sadly.

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Hey, older strippers need work, too.

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