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Bill Slider's avatar

You keep it in the refrig so the ice doesn't water it down so much. My aunt and uncle in Long Beach taught me that when I was stationed nearby decades ago. They also subscribed to no martinis before 11am.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

To make sexytime spicey?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Why would you want to keep booze? Its not doing any good in the fridge. Drink up!

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Are we sure of that?

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

We all know alcohol goes bad after you open it, you have to finish it right away.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I think I have Tab A sorted, but where the heck is Slot B?

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chicken thief's avatar

Not a problem if you sleep until 10:45.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Back in 2013, your Wonkette reported on the Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office pulling a sting operation trying to catch men hooking up for sexy times with other men in the privacy of their own homes. This wasn’t a one time thing either: this sting had been going on for two years..."

Two years, huh? I guess they wanted to be sure...

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docterry6973's avatar

They're the police. They don't need to obey the law.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This is such a Vintage Law that it is an outright Heirloom Law.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Hence, "Down in one!"

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Historicat's avatar

It's Louisiana, you have to set your clock back 30 years when you arrive.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Tequila, also, too.

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kfreed's avatar

Hey, states rights! Posse comitatus! Therefore, thus, shut up you.

Let us explore the issue of nullification (as in state nullification of federal law), currently fashionable amongst the tea bag festooned sovereign citizen set: http://www.politicalresearc...

Oh, and here is some helpful legislation to accomplish this nullification of federal law and supreme court decisions, pre-inked by the nation's foremost "civil libertarian" (according to Glenn Greenwald anyway): http://civilliberty.about.c...

It's cool, mang... it involves buttsechs, so it ought to get some attention around here.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Not really. Good call!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Didn't the New Orleans PD do that a few years back?

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