Landry just got his butt handed to him in Saturday's election, where all 5 of his state constitutional amendment proposals failed, and there's a recall petition for him. So he's probably glad for a reason to get out of the state. On behalf of the sane people of Louisiana (there are dozens of us!), sorry for this idiot, Greenland. Maybe take him to a polar bear petting zoo or something.
What Landry said to Greenlanders is the same lines the maggot white colonizers said to the Indigenous Peoples of North America, and we know how that turned out.
He probably wore camo pants because that's his hunting pants, and he wants the Greenlanders to see he's an outdoorsman like them, or something along those lines.
"On Sunday, he walked around Nyuuk, Greenland’s capital city, handing out chocolate doubloons and promising locals unlimited cookies if they ever visit the Governor’s Mansion in Baton Rouge."
Better treatment than actual citizens of Baton Rouge would probably get -- depending on their skin color and/or bank account size.
I wonder who paid for his Greenland vacation? My guess: not him.
Next, he'll be driving around Nuuk in an old van, with a "see the puppies" sign (in Greenlandic). Eeeeewwwww.
Landry just got his butt handed to him in Saturday's election, where all 5 of his state constitutional amendment proposals failed, and there's a recall petition for him. So he's probably glad for a reason to get out of the state. On behalf of the sane people of Louisiana (there are dozens of us!), sorry for this idiot, Greenland. Maybe take him to a polar bear petting zoo or something.
Maybe somebody should warn GI Jeff that those Greenlandic children are vaccinated.
What Landry said to Greenlanders is the same lines the maggot white colonizers said to the Indigenous Peoples of North America, and we know how that turned out.
Where are his legs?! I can't see his legs! How is his torso floating like that?!
Sicko creeper.
He probably wore camo pants because that's his hunting pants, and he wants the Greenlanders to see he's an outdoorsman like them, or something along those lines.
Mississippi would like to speak to the manager about its ranking relative to Louisiana.
they’re just not sending their best
Between the combat fatigues (like, seriously?!?) and the cookies, I can’t figure out why they didn’t just roll over for tummy scratches.
I would *love* to know what this abject hick thought Greenland looked like and what he expected to find there.
A place so abject that it would make other states stop saying "at least we aren't Louisiana".
When I was a kid, it was "at least we aren't Mississippi". I doubt Mississippi has actually changed.
The combination of fatigues and colonialist condescension is certainly on brand, isn't it?
"On Sunday, he walked around Nyuuk, Greenland’s capital city, handing out chocolate doubloons and promising locals unlimited cookies if they ever visit the Governor’s Mansion in Baton Rouge."
Better treatment than actual citizens of Baton Rouge would probably get -- depending on their skin color and/or bank account size.
Kudos for "Reichsstatthalter". It is a word you don't come across very often.
I'm inclined to write an apology note.
Not only stay away from republican men, but NEVER take cookies or candy from them.
But how else are you going to enjoy a Chocolate Roofie Surprise?