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Your stance is more than 90 degrees wide?

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More like returning a defective item.

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Wonkette comments box makes a terrible IDE

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What's this? It's just the "thirty-percent rule" - we should try to keep it under 10% but you can find 30 percent of Americans that believe fucking anything. America's "motherfuckers who would believe anything" numbers are much higher than other nations, I bet.

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In this case, Tardis is a plural noun.

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<<Mic Drop>>

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Nah, they'll stop the recount.

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Profing you're commnts is allways a xcellent idea!

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No way. I'd give up Charleston if we can keep Nawlins.

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Twerking...

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That's <i>so</i> good....

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In a related story, most Republicans give Ronald Reagan credit for winning the Vietnam War.

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Lemme 'splain:

Fact: Katrina was God's wrath for our pro-homosexual culture

Fact: Obama is gayer then Gay Gayerson's gay lover, Homoqueer McLovesGuys.

Ergo: Obama caused Katrina

Logic.

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Clearly, the problem is that I live in the reality-based community.

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with votes?

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American Idol...

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