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Isn't that a 1.5 eye average ? My math is a bit Drinky right now.

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God slavishly obeys the laws of physics and probability.

I heard this a couple days ago: "Evolution isn't something you believe in or not. It's something you <i>know</i> or not."

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Doctors proudly display theit diplomas on the wall. But will they do so with their Louisiana high school diploma? Might be bad for bidness.

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This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

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...god particle?

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...in my opinion "M-Theory" is an attempt to explain something which I think is unexplainable. What is reality?! When I try to understand the technical details of this theory, blood begins to trickle out of my ears!

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...<em>“Yet if I closed my mind when I saw this man — in the dust, throwing some bones on the ground, semi-clothed — if I had closed him off and just said, ‘That’s not science. I’m not going to see this doctor,’ I would have shut off a very good experience for myself,” Guillory said."</em>

I guess the Nigerians have a scam! Frankly I am a little pissed off that I didn't get the memo, considering that I am Nigerian!

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...errrr, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure your penis shouldn't be purple or have the texture of shark skin!

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...if you really want to "mind fukk" yourself, try and understand M-theory! Hopefully your schedule is free for the next 6 years, because it will take you about that long to understand it!

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...found it! Wow, also found a good deal on penis enlargement pills!!!

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So, countries such as Sudan and Bangladesh have better standards in science than most of our southern states?

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Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL...!

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Unfortunately, the stupidity seems to be trickling down from voodoo science much better than the wealth did from voodoo economics.

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