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LaurieMann's avatar

So they're trying to fuck history as well as science in Louisiana. Great.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

"In Alaska, graft is king" - Lou Sarah

Dee Andee's avatar

I know right? And then they mess with our right to legislate ignorance for all! Conservatives are only trying to share their goodness and values with the masses, after all! Sheesh!

toomanyrappers's avatar

We apologise for the inconvenience. ;)

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

1+1=3 for sufficiently small values of 3.

Bezoar's avatar

Yeah, the gumbo and the music and the relaxed attitude about bare breast displays in Bourbon street bars. Thanks, I swear I'm gonna come back.

Bezoar's avatar

Slightly related, Mark Twain wrote a hilarious deadpan description of the daily lives of Adam and Eve; his careful description of Adam's first experience of taking a shit is priceless.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

I was once blinded with science; I got better. :-)

Amy!'s avatar

Ethelbert the Unready libel!!!

CthuNHu's avatar

No, no, you've got way too many steps there. It's simple:

Construct a HypothesisKill Everyone Who Questions Your Hypothesis

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Especially coming on the heels of:

"And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped"

eddi_TBH's avatar

It could also be said that the Catholic Church of the time was against translating the Bible into vernacular languages was because they feared the half-educated would cause all kinds of trouble. Just like what happened.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I see yer pretty good at teh maths...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Though I have to admit I've been to the ends of the Earth; at the time I had a rather surprising number of friends living in Toledo.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I sort of do. Does that mean I do or I don't?