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LaurieMann's avatar

So they're trying to fuck history as well as science in Louisiana. Great.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

"In Alaska, graft is king" - Lou Sarah

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Dee Andee's avatar

I know right? And then they mess with our right to legislate ignorance for all! Conservatives are only trying to share their goodness and values with the masses, after all! Sheesh!

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toomanyrappers's avatar

We apologise for the inconvenience. ;)

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

1+1=3 for sufficiently small values of 3.

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Bezoar's avatar

Yeah, the gumbo and the music and the relaxed attitude about bare breast displays in Bourbon street bars. Thanks, I swear I'm gonna come back.

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Bezoar's avatar

Slightly related, Mark Twain wrote a hilarious deadpan description of the daily lives of Adam and Eve; his careful description of Adam's first experience of taking a shit is priceless.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

I was once blinded with science; I got better. :-)

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Amy!'s avatar

Ethelbert the Unready libel!!!

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CthuNHu's avatar

No, no, you've got way too many steps there. It's simple:

Construct a HypothesisKill Everyone Who Questions Your Hypothesis

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Especially coming on the heels of:

"And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped"

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eddi_TBH's avatar

It could also be said that the Catholic Church of the time was against translating the Bible into vernacular languages was because they feared the half-educated would cause all kinds of trouble. Just like what happened.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I see yer pretty good at teh maths...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Though I have to admit I've been to the ends of the Earth; at the time I had a rather surprising number of friends living in Toledo.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I sort of do. Does that mean I do or I don't?

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