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♫ "We are the whold, we are the children" ♬

I'm a lawyer, and for the life of me I can't see how this comes close to being Constitutional.

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I'm officially snarkless. The whole fucking state is morally bankrupt -- it needs to be put under Federal supervision, like one of those financially-bankrupt cities, before it turns into an all-out theocracy. This is what the GOP has in mind for the whole U.S. of fucking A., and the Bush-appointed assholes on the Supreme Court would gladly let it happen.

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It's a good thing for the GOP that he doesn't.

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In Louisiana, home schooling must be looking pretty attractive right now to the state's dwindling population of normal, intelligent people.

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Assuming that the state has some number of normal adults left, with full complements of brain cells and teeth, there ought to be growing demand for actually-good private schooling.

Although you might not be able to get those sweet state munniez -- any school that proposes to teach actual-factual science things, like evolution, might run into the same not-jeebusy-enough objections as that would-be Islamic school did.

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Looks like Jebus has an enormous boner, so yeah.

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These fuckwads do it all by themselves -- I just show up and collect.

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Strange. You'd think Bob Jones and Liberty would be falling over themselves to recruit students of this caliber...

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Yeah, it's not his fault at all, seeing how he doesn't exist 'n stuff.

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Hahahahahahahaha sex ed? hhahahahahahahahah!!! you're a funny one.

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At first I misread that as "good Christen based meth"

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She developed very strong wrists, however.

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So you can guarantee they will be serving green slop for lunch.

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Good point. Poor Mrs. Christ.

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"Louisiana public school" is something of a joke. I believe that state doesn't have a property tax. The white kids all go to private schools, so why should people support public ones?

I wonder what the result would be if someone opened a madrassa and applied for some of that state money?

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I would go to the great state of where True Blood is and start a scam religious charter school and get rich off of the sweet, sweet voucher money too, except that I'm an atheist and I have a shred of dignity (just enough to keep me poor - Canadian poor, not American poor, so I'll be fine but thanks anyway for worrying) and I'm afraid of Americans.

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