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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

♫ "We are the whold, we are the children" ♬

I'm a lawyer, and for the life of me I can't see how this comes close to being Constitutional.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm officially snarkless. The whole fucking state is morally bankrupt -- it needs to be put under Federal supervision, like one of those financially-bankrupt cities, before it turns into an all-out theocracy. This is what the GOP has in mind for the whole U.S. of fucking A., and the Bush-appointed assholes on the Supreme Court would gladly let it happen.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a good thing for the GOP that he doesn't.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Louisiana, home schooling must be looking pretty attractive right now to the state's dwindling population of normal, intelligent people.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Assuming that the state has some number of normal adults left, with full complements of brain cells and teeth, there ought to be growing demand for actually-good private schooling.

Although you might not be able to get those sweet state munniez -- any school that proposes to teach actual-factual science things, like evolution, might run into the same not-jeebusy-enough objections as that would-be Islamic school did.

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Looks like Jebus has an enormous boner, so yeah.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

These fuckwads do it all by themselves -- I just show up and collect.

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Strange. You'd think Bob Jones and Liberty would be falling over themselves to recruit students of this caliber...

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Yeah, it's not his fault at all, seeing how he doesn't exist 'n stuff.

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Hahahahahahahaha sex ed? hhahahahahahahahah!!! you're a funny one.

SullivanSt's avatar

At first I misread that as "good Christen based meth"

SullivanSt's avatar

She developed very strong wrists, however.

PubOption's avatar

So you can guarantee they will be serving green slop for lunch.

SullivanSt's avatar

Good point. Poor Mrs. Christ.

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"Louisiana public school" is something of a joke. I believe that state doesn't have a property tax. The white kids all go to private schools, so why should people support public ones?

I wonder what the result would be if someone opened a madrassa and applied for some of that state money?

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I would go to the great state of where True Blood is and start a scam religious charter school and get rich off of the sweet, sweet voucher money too, except that I'm an atheist and I have a shred of dignity (just enough to keep me poor - Canadian poor, not American poor, so I'll be fine but thanks anyway for worrying) and I'm afraid of Americans.