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"It's day 476 of Louisiana's ban on butt sex and blow jobs. Good night, and good luck"

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I'll bet the male members of the Louisiana Family Forum are neither.

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Didn't they both start out as missionaries?

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We are all disposables now.

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I find that hard to swallow.

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Nosirree! What happens between a priest and an altarboy is between the priest and God.

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It's a lot easier with the touch-screen ballots than with those old lever-pull machines.

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I'm offended by them and Gooooooodnights!

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<i>completely symbolic blowjob ban</i>

I guess that's the best kind. Wouldn't want one with too much teeth.

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You know how when there's an ongoing crisis that doesn't really generate any news every day, they will have a little icon counting the days of whatever the fuck it is? We should have a little pic up in the corner counting the days since the Louisiana blowjob and buttsechs ban was re-established

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Well, that's a low blow.

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All but the aftermass.

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