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In Losey-anna, they don't have Democrats so much as Dixiecrats.

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By making it easier for "pro-life" murderers to track them down and shoot them. Dead people don't get sick or hurt, y'see.

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No, not Red State. Operation Rescue.

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Though "list of chicks who put out" is a far more attractive moniker than "medical database."

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And for processing voter ID applications . . . some multiple of 4 years. You can't be too careful about <strike>who gets to</strike> the vote!

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As in keeping the politicians safe from a primary challenge.

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I'm only surprised it wasn't 90 days.

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It was so embarassing last time at the airport. They mixed up this list with the Do-Not-Fly list and the missus... well, let's just say, we all now know that she ain't no drug mule.

Not a single smile from her for the rest of the trip home.

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As a sperm rights activist, I think they got it almost perfectly right. Limited gubmint means that we only care about the rights of things limited to 100μm or shorter.

Now, please hand over that gym sock.

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Maybe we should just make <i>bullets</i> harder to come by.

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You know who else made people wear star-shaped badges?

Naaah. You're too young to remember.

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Rep. Jackson is Jindal's Katrina.

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Medication (sic) abortion presumably means induced by RU 486 or similar, rather than a surgical abortion. In wingnut-speak it could also refer to the morning-after pill. I am not sure why prescribing doctors would need admitting privileges at a hospital for this.

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As long as The Waves stay away.

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Yes, because no "lone wolf" would ever get hold of names in that database and decide to pursue "justice" for all the dead babbies...

Katrina Jackson, you have no honor, and you have no place in this hall! biHnuch!

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Safety! The more the non-federal government knows about what you do with your naughty bits, the safer you are. And obviously, when it's the CDC or NIH or really anything federal, it's one step closer to FEMA-camptation and gun-confiscation and fascist Marxism.

Hashtag big-government-dot-com

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