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Exactly. Money, it's just waiting there for them to collect.

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Not *any* kind of Christian...

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Honor killings would become shotgun marriages.

Haven't figured out that 'halal' boudin thing yet.

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"Is that a high trans-fat pastry in your pocket or are you happy to rape me?"

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This is bad news for Bobby Jindal's parents. Nikki Haley's too.

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Ann Arbor-Michigan, Madison-Wisconsin?

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They would need to sell booze, of course.

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Not any more, he invested with Bernie Madoff.

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One of the redneck states (Texas?) allows homeschooled kids to sign up with a high school football team.

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So Louisiana taxpayers of the Islam faith won't have to pay to support these 'Christian' schools, will they?

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