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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, if you're checking out the stuff in Baton Rouge, might as well go on down to New Orleans and verify the food and music while you're at it.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Jack really messed up this time.

When he read Wonkette years ago, it looked so fucking easy.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah...that got my attention too. Words to live by.

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PsycWench's avatar

Actually many of my comments made more sense and had fewer typos when initially written. However, a Louisiana lobbyist snuck in and switched words and letters when no one was looking, making me look like the dingbat that I'm not. I think.

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PsycWench's avatar

I thought the NRA had a monopoly on calling opponents jack booted thugs.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The good news is an ethics lecture from a Louisiana lobbyist isn't going to take very long.

Probably about as long as it takes a Republican to complete the physical act of love...

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PsycWench's avatar

A Wonketteer would have replaced it with someone worth breaking and entering for.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus, that older post itself has 18570 Views! I guess we all learned something we never wanted to: Trolls have some weird masturbation rituals.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This reminds me of the time Tucker Carlson gave Jon Stewart a hard time for not giving a tough interview to John Kerry.

Do conservatives really not understand the difference between news and comedy?

*Turns on Glenn Beck.**

Obviously not.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man...I loves me some good bible verse.

"Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; "

Riiiight. So, I'm paying out of pocket to see a chiropractor in a sort of medical hail mary pass because I can't afford actual health care. But I'm not worried about my life...nope.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Matthew, David Vider called. He needs some help changing his diapers again.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And once again, the irony of creating a graven image of the commandment which expressly forbids graven images will be lost on the fundies.

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chascates's avatar

Congratulations on hitting the 100p level! It may not be much solace living in the Okie panhandle but you're the heavy Wonkette hitter in that area!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Someone broke in, stole the original and replaced it with a Wikipedia printout? You want us to believe that really happened? Sir, you insult us which is OK cause we're going to insult you.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They're so cute at that age. Lobbyists are to ethics what the World Wrestling Federation is to sports.

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