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moonbeammairgold's avatar

These Wonkette essays of yours, Stephen, make me want to piss myself.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

If you wish to categorize dried fish preserved in lye, and reconstituted by soaking to an odorous, semi-gelatinous state, as unseasoned meat, then absolutely. Although personally I think that shit has had the hell seasoned out of it.

Teto85's avatar

I can agree with that.

phoenix00's avatar

Octavia Spencer should get all the Oscars.

Teto85's avatar

Taco trucks in CA. Workingman's food is always the best. MMMMMMMMMM tacos. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Teto85's avatar

No libelz to Oscar winner Ms Spencer. She should have 2 more Oscars, minimum.

phoenix00's avatar

Octavia Spencer libelz!!

SterWonk's avatar

Fair point, but doesn't that count as "unseasoned meat"?

Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Minnie's chocolate pie! lmao

Teto85's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I think Enter Ranting means a slice of Minnie's Chocolate pie.

phoenix00's avatar

Monsters are as monsters does.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In this instance, her MONSTER-ness outweighs THOSE MONSTERS!!11!!!

Canned clams are MORE than she deserves.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

It was part of that impromptu gaggle, so probably. I found out about it on Twitter.

phoenix00's avatar

On the bright side, it's a target-rich environment for punchers With Votes.