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moonbeammairgold's avatar

These Wonkette essays of yours, Stephen, make me want to piss myself.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

If you wish to categorize dried fish preserved in lye, and reconstituted by soaking to an odorous, semi-gelatinous state, as unseasoned meat, then absolutely. Although personally I think that shit has had the hell seasoned out of it.

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Teto85's avatar

I can agree with that.

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phoenix00's avatar

Octavia Spencer should get all the Oscars.

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Teto85's avatar

Taco trucks in CA. Workingman's food is always the best. MMMMMMMMMM tacos. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Teto85's avatar

Yes. Yes indeed.

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Teto85's avatar

No libelz to Oscar winner Ms Spencer. She should have 2 more Oscars, minimum.

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phoenix00's avatar

Octavia Spencer libelz!!

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SterWonk's avatar

Fair point, but doesn't that count as "unseasoned meat"?

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Minnie's chocolate pie! lmao

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Teto85's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I think Enter Ranting means a slice of Minnie's Chocolate pie.

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phoenix00's avatar

Monsters are as monsters does.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In this instance, her MONSTER-ness outweighs THOSE MONSTERS!!11!!!

Canned clams are MORE than she deserves.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

It was part of that impromptu gaggle, so probably. I found out about it on Twitter.

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phoenix00's avatar

On the bright side, it's a target-rich environment for punchers With Votes.

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