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Wookie Monster's avatar

It was Jiiiiinnnnnnaaaaa!!!!!

Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

I know she’s been called out for being tone deaf but I think she’s an empathetic person who grew up under a spotlight and managed to handle it with way more grace than any of her peers (besides the Obamas).

Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

I was genuinely in need of this. Thank you.

uptotheeyeballs's avatar

I must say it's not reassuring where you note that Christopher Wray appears to have been taken by surprise by John Ratcliffe's fascist fuckery and deviousness. It's as if J. Edgar Hoover had been taken by surprise to discover that Richard M. Nixon was a Republican.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

The liberal, socialist collective that is Casa de Land Shark has dropped off their ballots. They have been accepted.

Had they not, we would have masked up, armed ourselves with snacks and pepper spray, and stood in line as long as it took to oust the traitorous stain occupying OUR White House.

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

John Ratcliffe looks like if you microwaved a Jon Hamm action figure for 20 seconds

Desperate Ambrose's avatar

"... a cul-de-sac in Donald Trump's ass... ."A/k/a a hemorrhoid

skatoolaki's avatar

Thank you. Apparently Louisiana didn't deem it necessary to give out stickers for early voting. Which is fine but some of them, in the past, were actually pretty cool. That's okay - I early-voted and, though my blue vote matters little here, I'm happy it's done!

mailman27's avatar

Dive into this if only to get to Springsteen's (spoken) tweet. Vote Them Out. (I managed to avoid all of Chuck Todd's counterrevolutionary dogma. Straight to Bruce.)

Clark_Nova's avatar

I want Nance to be the next Dir of Intel.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Reclaim the courses for city parks.

Clark_Nova's avatar

For adrenochrome harvesting or replacement organs for rich repugs?

Clark_Nova's avatar

I quit playing computer games when I got bored by Pong. Have I missed anything?

retson's avatar

DNI stands for “Do Not Intubate,” right?

Clark_Nova's avatar

Without a light, Democracy died.