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eddi-SABH's avatar

"Nom, nom, nom....." "Junior? What are you doing?" "OK, I'll stop. nom."

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Sam Eagle, in the flesh...er, feathers.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

"Hello! Do you MIND?" 😠

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I was lucky to see an eagle fledgling trying its clumsy flight, it was awkward but the poor thing figured it out.

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Gluten Free Dryad's avatar

This is me casually biting my husband’s arm while we’re watching TV.

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weejee's avatar

Nice birb 🐦

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Their website is coming back as domain name expired, but there is a Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BaldEaglesofCenterport , and a FB group, for anyone still on FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/baldeaglesofcenterportNY/

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"WTF, Carl! You'r really weird, you know that, right? CARL! Stop that shit!"

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John Thorstensen's avatar

"Carl" is such a Gary Larson-esque name.

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LilJerseyGirlLost/Lori H's avatar

So, the slightly scary look that adult eagle has is not my imagination?? I'm glad to know I wasn't crazy for just wondering.........hmmmmm, gee, I HOPE it's just an aggravated parent with their two kids and not.......some version of the Hatfields and McCoys, American Style. I was a bit concerned for those two kids, LOL

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Menotsure's avatar

Leave my ass alone she said

You insolent little pup

If again you deem

To preen my wing

I'll surely fuck you up.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Burma Shave"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"A juvenile eagle lightly preens a mature nest-mate (probably mom), while she looks on a bit disapprovingly..."

Usually it's the other way 'round, mom preens the young in front of others and the kid gets displeased, "Mom! Mooom!"

It might be hard for other birds to look majestic with a young pulling at 'em, not eagles, élan carries the moment

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Mom spitting on a tissue and wiping her kid's face, except reverse situation and eagles

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I usually had the kid spit on the tissue.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"You got a little bit of... there, got it."

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Shocktreatment's avatar

A little schmutz...

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The Wanderer's avatar

"What?"

"You're not going to feed me?"

"No, you're old enough to feed yourself now."

"But, Ma . . . "

"No."

"Nertz."

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Adolescents are so awkward, even when they're eagles!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I love bird feet!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

"No! It's YOUR turn to rescue Gandalf!"

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The Wanderer's avatar

LOL

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

🎶 Oklahoma, where the dumb comes sweeping down the plain! 🎶

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PRW's avatar

"Oklahoma, ranked 50th in education, is now going to make all teachers from New York and California say that the 2020 election was stolen and there are only two genders in order to be able to teach." On a similar note, i have certain terms and conditions before i'll accept a dinner date invitation from Christina Hendricks.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Seems fair. California and New York schools require teachers from Oklahoma to teach that evolution and climate change are both real.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

“‘Being short is a curse’: the men paying thousands to get their legs broken – and lengthened.”

Mild Jr is 5’ 5” (I always assumed he was 5’ 6”, but he recently admitted to being shorter). He has a big personality and presence that makes up for any “shortcomings”. All of his male cousins are well over 6”, as are his brothers-in-law. Mild Jr uses his voice and his presence to make sure they all respect him.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

We had a family discussion about this when I was a teen -- at my parents' suggestion. We mulled it over but I finally said "well, I'm already kind of used to it, and the operation sounds expensive". When I graduated high school I was 5'2". (It turns out I had one growth spurt left.)

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Regarding DaBaby (formerly Baby Jesus):

Legal issues:

In November 2018, Kirk shot a 19-year-old man in the abdomen at a Walmart in Huntersville, North Carolina. The man, Jaylin Domonique Craig, died soon after.[65] Kirk confirmed his involvement in the shooting and said that he acted in self-defense.[66] The most serious charges were dropped in March 2019,[65] and he pleaded guilty to carrying a concealed weapon, a misdemeanor.[67]

In April 2022, Rolling Stone released the surveillance tape of the incident, sparking renewed scrutiny in the incident after Kirk shot a trespasser at his Troutman, North Carolina estate earlier that month.[68] No one was charged for the incident in Troutman.[69]

In January 2020, Kirk was detained and questioned in Miami in connection with a robbery investigation. He was later arrested after authorities found he had an arrest warrant out in Texas stemming from a battery charge.[70] According to TMZ and other outlets, members of his crew allegedly assaulted and robbed a music promoter who only paid Kirk $20,000 of the $30,000 he was owed for a performance in Miami.[71][72] Reports state that he and his associates allegedly took $80 cash, an iPhone 7, and a credit card from the promoter. Kirk was charged with battery and released from Miami-Dade County jail 48 hours later.[73]

During Kirk's 2020 "Up Close N Personal" tour, he slapped a female fan on his way to the stage for a performance in Tampa, Florida. The crowd responded by booing, and he left the venue without performing any songs. He said that he struck her because she placed her phone too close to his face while taking a video with the flash on. In a video posted on Instagram, Kirk said, "I do apologize that there was a female on the other end. I think by this time, you know it's a well known fact that male or female, I would've responded the same exact way."[74]

In February 2022, Kirk and his crew assaulted DaniLeigh's brother Brandon Bills at a bowling alley in the Los Angeles area.[75] Later that year, Kirk was charged with felony battery for an alleged assault against a rental property owner in Los Angeles.[76] In 2024, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor simple battery for the incident.[77]

So yeah, that tracks.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

He should be on the fast track for a cabinet position.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

I don’t have a lot of hope for the future of this country and the entire system of government as it currently exists. Even if we put a Democrat into the White House in 2028, what then?

Will they finally repudiate Reganomics and hike taxes back to pre-1980s levels?

Will they repair the welfare state that they helped to dismantle?

Will they nationalize the health care system, the banks, and other key industries that are supposedly “too big to fail?”

Will they gut the over-bloated US military, oppose the defense industry, and dismantle the American empire?

Will we tell Israel to fuck off?

Will they protect a woman’s ABSOLUTE right to control her reproduction and make abortion and birth control legal despite what the fetus-fetishists demand?

Will they publicly fund elections. Establish ranked-choice voting? Ban PACs? Revoke Citizens United?

WIll they throw out the six fascist judges for the SCOTUS?

Will they establish reparations for slavery and address other issues of systemic racism?

Will they shut down DHS and ICE? Defund the police?

Will they finally declare the far right to be a terrorist threat and seek to eliminate it instead of cowering under their desks or wringing their hands about what happened at “Ruby Ridge’ or “Waco?

Will they also combat Christian Nationalism the same way?

Will they put their foot down on church/state issues, rebuild and reinforce the wall of separation?

Will they take over the education system and establish a national curriculum rather than have the hicks and rubes at the state level sneak in Creationism and Prager U videos?

Will they forgive student debt and make public university tuition-free?

Will they return science to public policy and kick out the fossil fuel industry cronies, alt-med loons, and other pseudoscientists who have usurped it?

We all like to think the Dems will do something about this, but in the decades I’ve been politically aware, they have done NONE of this. They differ, they backpedal, they whine about losing votes from flyover country, and sometimes they just side with the Republicans in the name of “bipartisanship” and “compromise.” Instead they let the rot of our nation continue, mostly because, despite their claims of progressivism, they are beholden to the same economic and cultural interests as the right is and they won’t dare change a damn thing lest they lose their jobs.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

The first thing to do is to line up two Jackson-esque judges who are about 35, and have them replace Sotomayor and Kagan. Not that they're doing a bad job, but we need to lock in younger folks. Next, we have to have two more in line who are ready to replace Alito and Thomas for when they die.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

First you have to stop the bleeding. Then the press ignores all the good and promotes fascist policies, the public gets bored and votes for change, blather, rinse, repeat...

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GH Swell's avatar

“ Oklahoma, ranked 50th in education, is now going to make all teachers from New York and California say that the 2020 election was stolen and there are only two genders in order to be able to teach. 🙄 (USA Today)”

Oklahoma kids (hopefully): “There are four lights!”

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Bold of you to assume those little hick-spawn were born with the cognitive ability to count that high, or have than many fingers.

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Napoleon's avatar

Suck my dick you little prick.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

The Texas House started their second special session, and Democrats say they have made their point and will return

Yeah they made their point. Just not the one they think they did.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Cowards.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

You must not have attended the same hearings I did. In person.

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helenasgarden's avatar

You are correct. I did not. I retract my statement now that i have more information.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Gotta love Oklahoma's weak and wussy-assed stunt. Yeah, I'm sure teachers from California and New York are just CLAMORING to live and work in that shithole. Somebody should tell the Oklahoma Lege that California already has an Oklahoma. It's called Bakersfield, and everybody says that it's where good Oklahomans hope they'll go when they die.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

And they accuse us of "virtue signaling."

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

The number of people eating at restaurants in Washington DC has plummeted since Donald Trump deployed federal troops to the city, according to data, as the president’s purported crackdown on crime continues. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/18/trump-washington-dc-national-guard-restaurants

They were probably just elitist restaurants anyway.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

SHITHOLE DOES NOT CARE.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Fish and mayonnaise yeeeeck!

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helenasgarden's avatar

That's what tartar sauce is made of. Just mix in relish. Yum. Best with fish and chips.

For naked cooked halibut, lemon juice.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I think the important news of the day is ice skating. https://bsky.app/profile/goldengateblond.bsky.social/post/3lwn4ntl5622t

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cynmac's avatar

Further in the comments on Bluesky, someone posted the 2023 Inflatables Skating Championships. The competition is on YouTube for those of you who don't use BS and don't have an account to see the original video of the young girl skating in an inflatable chicken jockey costume.

Apparently, this is a thing now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-EIUpqcXS0&t=69s

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

That's hilarious!

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helenasgarden's avatar

😳

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The accompanying photo at the halibut link looks like a dog vomited into a Cornex dish.

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LOU LOU's avatar

To Trump the world is just one real estate deal. I just recently was reading about Trump admin "Peace Corridor" ( with the name planned to be "Trump" of course) . This is planned in the Caucasus area of the European continent, an extremely valuable piece of the planet geo/politically. This is a huge capitalist lead project and would give US corporations and government so much power in the region. Any wonder that Russians have an interest in partnering? It's all business now folks as the world is carved up and re-developed. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/09/azerbaijan-and-armenia-sign-peace-deal-at-white-house-that-creates-a-trump-route-in-region

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beb's avatar

Looks like the formatting for this post is screwed up.

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