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Can Pat Robertson be on it too?

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I think Shelley is ready for his role as Baron Von Harkkonen in the Dune remake.

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Only half?

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My point was that you could damn well arrest half of his administration.

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Mar A Quid Pro Quo - the only place to be.

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Low bar, there! They both seem to ooze evil. Let's hope lady liberty helps with votes as in this pic. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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please heed my prayers, great and terrible Cthulhu, let it be so. My greatest fear is that Mueller and his crew get Saturday Night Massacred the day after the midterms, that the Dems won't have flipped enough seats to do shit, and that the Republicans will become even more vindictive and evil out of spite. Please tell me it's going to get better. I'm so tired :(

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aaaaaaanimal abuse!

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Would not be surprised if they were mainlining evil. The high isn’t that great but the withdrawal is the WORST.

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I really am just dying to know how his Yom Kippurs go. Fine? Is it wrong of me to hope fervently that ha-olam ha-ba comes as a bit of a shock?

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“Nice country you got there, shame if the US randomly turned on you like every other freaking ally and left you to your many nearby powerful/insane enemies.”

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If that is his real face then what does the Dorian Grey portrait he has hidden in the attic look like?

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The Peepot Dome Scandal will overshadow it by leagues assuming the Texas Board of Education even allows it to be mentioned.

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according to legend, we live on the same block as 'sears # 1 and a half' (or number 2, depending on your chicago record).

now it is being redeveloped as a condo and i hate every fucking thing.

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Jabba probably had a better personality.

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Can you come up with a plan for the Koch bros and the Mercers?

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