Mitt Romney may be pageview death -- and he is, Blanche! He is! -- but how could your Wonkette resist such a marvelous little item as this one? Bloomberg News reports that the Romney campaign is telling Florida Gov. Bat Boy to shut the fuck up, if you please sir, about the great strides his state is making in jobs. And then the Romney camp -- having it all ways! -- is all,
Early in their Vaudeville career, the Marx Brothers were on the road and met four cute sisters. They fell into conversation with their parents, and were invited over for dinner on Friday.
Not able to wait, the Marx boys snuck over to the house early in the week and, well, one thing led to another.
The parents came home early and the Marx Brothers had to jump into their clothes and then jump out the bedroom window. After running across the yard Groucho turned around, came back to the window, and asked the father "Does this mean Friday is off?"
This is the "logical" extension of Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush's famous statement that he hopes President Obama fails.
The swing states of Florida, Michigan, Ohio, Virginia, Wisconsin are picking up but the GNoP isn't supposed to talk about that.
"Republican governors in Ohio, Virginia, Michigan and Wisconsin also have highlighted improving economies. "
That's a basket of Electoral College votes that keeps Mr. Obama in the White House.
This reminds me of (r)Money being on both sides of the gay marriage issue in Massachusetts. At the same time - it wasn't a flip or a flop. It was one foot on the dock and one foot on the boat.
"The governor himself should know how untrustworthy the electoral databases can be. In 2006, he was mistakenly declared dead while he was very much alive in Naples, and had to file provisional ballots in two elections."
Whatever happened to her?
Early in their Vaudeville career, the Marx Brothers were on the road and met four cute sisters. They fell into conversation with their parents, and were invited over for dinner on Friday.
Not able to wait, the Marx boys snuck over to the house early in the week and, well, one thing led to another.
The parents came home early and the Marx Brothers had to jump into their clothes and then jump out the bedroom window. After running across the yard Groucho turned around, came back to the window, and asked the father "Does this mean Friday is off?"
This is the "logical" extension of Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush's famous statement that he hopes President Obama fails.
The swing states of Florida, Michigan, Ohio, Virginia, Wisconsin are picking up but the GNoP isn't supposed to talk about that.
I heard that on Fux News so it must be true.
Is that a metaphor for how the Repubicans are destroying themselves on the altar of Tea Party purity?
Sheeple are people too, my friend.
One foot on the platform, and one foot on the train?
Speaking of Governors - this is quite funny. Sad, of course, as well. But also funny. <a href="http://www.nationalmemo.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nationalmemo.com/voter-rolls-and-rick-...">http://www.nationalmemo.com...
&quot;Republican governors in Ohio, Virginia, Michigan and Wisconsin also have highlighted improving economies. &quot;
That&#039;s a basket of Electoral College votes that keeps Mr. Obama in the White House.
This reminds me of (r)Money being on both sides of the gay marriage issue in Massachusetts. At the same time - it wasn&#039;t a flip or a flop. It was one foot on the dock and one foot on the boat.
There&#039;s a pattern here...
In other news, Mittens reports the height of the palmettos are perfect.
&quot;The governor himself should know how untrustworthy the electoral databases can be. In 2006, he was mistakenly declared dead while he was very much alive in Naples, and had to file provisional ballots in two elections.&quot;
Well, he&#039;s still dead to me.
<i>there&rsquo;s enough truth</i>
They keep using that word.....