My stepdad was a practicing Catholic for years, but divorced his first wife and married my mom, and couldn't take Communion. He asked a priest about what he could do to take Communion again and basically the priest told him yes, IF he quit having sex. Guess who hasn't taken Communion in a really long time?
The Baptists in our village used to corral the kids at lunch on Thursdays for funtimes with God! They got bribed with candy, etc, and the teachers loved not having kids to supervise one day a week. I refused to sign the permission forms for my kids. They are now perfect atheists. Mission accomplished.
I keep pregnant ladies around just so that shocking news produces two headed babies. Soon you will all kneel before my might army of two headed minions!
It's probably not even worth me asking Church President Matthew Harrison for an apology for his forcing Morris to apologize for not being a monstrous dickbag, is it?
Full disclosure: I'm what these folks would call a godless heathen, but do they actually READ the New Testament? Or is it like the US Constitution, a document that contains what they imagine it to read?
Lefse, yes. Kringle, yes. Lutefisk, fuck no.
Evidently not.
Better these churches should practice "Catch And Release".
Hash brown casserole, also, too.
I thought all of you were just heretics (coming from the RC side). Is all of this a result of the Thirty Years War or something?
Oh, he <i>read</i> his Bible, I have no doubt. He just didn&#039;t <i>understand</i> his Bible.
Yeah, I was just asking for it.
My stepdad was a practicing Catholic for years, but divorced his first wife and married my mom, and couldn&#039;t take Communion. He asked a priest about what he could do to take Communion again and basically the priest told him yes, IF he quit having sex. Guess who hasn&#039;t taken Communion in a really long time?
So, the Irish Troubles or the Thirty Years War?
tl;dr: I&#039;m an asshole with power, doing the things assholes with power do. Yay, God!
The Baptists in our village used to corral the kids at lunch on Thursdays for funtimes with God! They got bribed with candy, etc, and the teachers loved not having kids to supervise one day a week. I refused to sign the permission forms for my kids. They are now perfect atheists. Mission accomplished.
But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned
I keep pregnant ladies around just so that shocking news produces two headed babies. Soon you will all kneel before my might army of two headed minions!
It&#039;s probably not even worth me asking Church President Matthew Harrison for an apology for his forcing Morris to apologize for not being a monstrous dickbag, is it?
Full disclosure: I&#039;m what these folks would call a godless heathen, but do they actually READ the New Testament? Or is it like the US Constitution, a document that contains what they imagine it to read?
This is just dum enough to be on twitter.