Yr Wonkette has been considering a move into high-end real estate as a way of diversifying our portfolio, which is currently a little heavy on dick joke manufacturing and political scandal futures. From the looks of this long-form commercial, "World At Your Feet," from British luxury apartment purveyor Redrow Housing, our first step is to decide: where does today's refined and ambitious covert psychotic killer want to live?
Did anyone watch the other ads? Apparently Redrow provides luxury living for people with all manner of personality disorder. In addition to the "Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic" collection seen here, there is the "Premier Collection".
Designed for the 40 something, mid-life crisis male, the Premier Collection provides comfortable luxury to the ultra-rich douchebag looking to dump his wife and kids in style. Each room is designed with banging an 18 year old in mind. The careful attention to detail says "never mind the grey hair and man-breasts, just look at that bathroom".
Then there's the "Wapole Collection". This beautiful collection of single homes is designed with the lifestyle of the fast paced tech nerd in mind. Yes, the young men who have spent a lifetime in their rooms behind a keyboard with almost no human interaction, now have a space specifically designed for them. This is a warm, comfortable luxury space where a former acne-prone computer geek can start a family and finally have sex. Maybe even with another person. Each dwelling is hopefully designed with up to six bedrooms for the young man who wants to start getting busy.
Finally, we have 205 Holland Park. This exquisite luxury complex is designed lovingly for new money dumbasses. Each gorgeous apartment is carefully crafted for the the kind of wealthy person who knows exactly what other rich people think they should have. Each detail of every room is specifically placed for the kind of person who will buy into anything the property manager and interior designer have to say.
It's good to know that there's something for everyone, if you have the means.
this is NOT how you do psychopaths. real psychopaths (here we are talking damon, bale, hopkins, mikkelsen, etc.) are not twits escaped from a monty python skit.
geesh. does hollywood have to teach you people EVERYTHING?
As he answers his Nokia dumb phone c. 1998 thinking &quot;I spent so much on my apartment I can&#039;t afford a decent phone or shave&quot;. Then peruses his &quot;New Graphic Design&quot; book without realizing a <i>book</i> about graphic design is already out of date.
Did anyone watch the other ads? Apparently Redrow provides luxury living for people with all manner of personality disorder. In addition to the &quot;Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic&quot; collection seen here, there is the &quot;Premier Collection&quot;.
Designed for the 40 something, mid-life crisis male, the Premier Collection provides comfortable luxury to the ultra-rich douchebag looking to dump his wife and kids in style. Each room is designed with banging an 18 year old in mind. The careful attention to detail says &quot;never mind the grey hair and man-breasts, just look at that bathroom&quot;.
Then there&#039;s the &quot;Wapole Collection&quot;. This beautiful collection of single homes is designed with the lifestyle of the fast paced tech nerd in mind. Yes, the young men who have spent a lifetime in their rooms behind a keyboard with almost no human interaction, now have a space specifically designed for them. This is a warm, comfortable luxury space where a former acne-prone computer geek can start a family and finally have sex. Maybe even with another person. Each dwelling is hopefully designed with up to six bedrooms for the young man who wants to start getting busy.
Finally, we have 205 Holland Park. This exquisite luxury complex is designed lovingly for new money dumbasses. Each gorgeous apartment is carefully crafted for the the kind of wealthy person who knows exactly what other rich people think they should have. Each detail of every room is specifically placed for the kind of person who will buy into anything the property manager and interior designer have to say.
It&#039;s good to know that there&#039;s something for everyone, if you have the means.
Yes you can. Hell, I did, with a real woman with actual breasts and everything.
Maybe being stylishly evil is a British thing? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bls1KKDwmo">https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I mean, after running a world-wide empire for hundreds of years and losing it, you have to release that tension somehow.
I can&#039;t do any better than that. Damn.
Depends . . . has it been six hours yet?
Like the couple next door...
britain, we need to talk.
this is NOT how you do psychopaths. real psychopaths (here we are talking damon, bale, hopkins, mikkelsen, etc.) are not twits escaped from a monty python skit.
geesh. does hollywood have to teach you people EVERYTHING?
Federal Dickjoke Insurance Congress
:33 &quot;I told you, my cat is sick! Why can&#039;t you leave me alone!?&quot;
This is a more interesting fundraising campaign than NPR&#039;s.
Are the plumbing and bathroom fixtures strengthened to handle lye?
As he answers his Nokia dumb phone c. 1998 thinking &quot;I spent so much on my apartment I can&#039;t afford a decent phone or shave&quot;. Then peruses his &quot;New Graphic Design&quot; book without realizing a <i>book</i> about graphic design is already out of date.
Go to the police. Obviously it&#039;s a case of stand-your-ground. Assuming you are white, of course.
<i>&quot;...dick joke manufacturing and political scandal futures.&quot;</i>
Relax. Your investments are guaranteed by the Reptard takeover of Congress and various states.
So, this is really aimed at Russian oligarchs as a place to hide out? Is the book on New Graphic Design some sort of MI-5 thing?
Redrow Housing or Redrum Housing?