The price of cotton is going through the roof (not really though). Usually when things become more expensive it is because Goldman Sachs fucked with the commodity markets, again. But not this time! This time you can blame Asia, for its multifarious droughts and other natural disasters:
...i sense that the recycled drier lint industry is about to take off!
...does this mean the burlap sacks that all of us pitiful hobos are forced to wear will become a spring fashion statement?!
HOT DAMN! I couldn't afford any gold but I got a SHITLOAD of old T-shirts!!!!