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‘I believe that you want the other bank behind the counter.'

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Stepford

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I'M GLAD SOMEBODY'S FINALLY TELLING THE TRUTH!

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Dude, just back away from the computer before someone gets hurt. Or ban hammered.

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Carly said one not-a-lie. She wants the people to compete. Hunger Games style.

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And mine's on the ceiling.

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Her daughter was a prostitute?

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You are so lost little boy

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John Wayne? Or David Bowie!!???!

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You are so easy, we got you to say you'd like to have Carly over your bed. Ewwwwww.

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Yeah, she should have shot a video for a black tie dinner of her looking for Ambassador Stevens behind the curtains, or under the couch in the Oval Office, that would have been more somber and appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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If she started telling the truth, she couldn't charge as much for speaking engagements.The Truth Will Set Her Fee.

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The line "none of the fetuses Carly LITERALLY SAW on that video (that doesn’t exist) had MBAs" was really funny. Thanks, Evan, for making me start out my day with a burst of laughter. That doesn't happen to me very often during election campaigns.

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Thank you, Leo, cupcake!!! Despite your error as to the condition of my eyesight (I do wear contacts, but I'm hardly blind), I must thank you for recognizing that a "typical...liberal response" is factual, verifiable, and in context... since all I did was to provide you with the full quote that you referenced, so that you can stop implying that Secretary Clinton meant something that she didn't mean.

Of course, if you didn't mean to recognize that a "typical liberal response" is truthful and factual, then I must say, your typical blind conservatwit response to the quote I provided, and your desperate, fact-free attempt to divert attention from it with your insults, were both hypocritical failures.

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Good riddance, because you're a dipshit. You've spent godknows how much time insinuating on Benghazi without ever being able to articulate what precisely it was that Clinton did either before or subsequent to the Benghazi attacks that was illegal, scandalous, or even notably different from standard operating procedure at the State Department. You are, in this way, no different from the Republican leadership.

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Carly Fiorina is clearly right about the need to let the free market take care of our health. I assume her first act as president will be to abolish the FDA so the free market can protect us from tainted meat and snake oil the way it did in the good old days.

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