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RogationDays's avatar

Why aren't you running for office? I love this! Thanks!!!

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whitroth's avatar

Snicker, snicker... it was about citizenship, and taking back the country from ... that serves the wealthy"?

Geez, Bernie's not only setting the terms for the campaign on the Dem side, but on the GOP side, too!

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🇺🇦 Snarky's avatar

Like Carly isn't among the wealthy class. See? She IS a big, fat, liar.

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Deewus's avatar

So long, you hectoring, horse-faced harridan

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O4FSake's avatar

Febreeze, you're soaking in it.

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NeoJaemi's avatar

She could have totally won, she just wanted to spend more time lying to her family.

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Robin M. Blind's avatar

Thank you, Chris, for sharing. I offer a book recommendation:'Misquoting Jesus' by Bart Ehrman. Best of luck to you.

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r_dale's avatar

"I'm melting, I'm melting! Oh what a world, what a world..."

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Billy Rubin's avatar

I kind of like them wasting their time, money, and political capital tearing each other apart. Very few, if any, of the 2016 GOP presidential candidates will be contenders after this cycle. Term limits, a few criminal indictments, and/or the overpowering stench of failure will haunt just about all of them.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

What if her campaign was just a ploy to land her a spot on Fox?Something like a RW cooking show, where she lies about fetuses and bites the head off her mate post-coitus.

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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

I don't give a damn what Carly is doing. I want to know what happened to her trolls, TRUMP TEDIUM-ED COMMUNITY?You couldn't take your dog out for a dump at three in the morning without stumbling over these clowns. Mention in passing that Carly was a pathological liar and they would flood your inbox with some of the most ridicules crap known to man.Swearing that the video showing Planned Parenthood harvesting organs from a child for sale to a wannabe Dr. Frankenstein. The video that is on a loop playing 24 hours a day in the Carlyplex located between Carlys ears.

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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

If I'm not mistaken is that not Josh Duggar?

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revenant's avatar

Interesting. ..but where would you find the "mates"? even without the promise of post-coital decapitation, who is THAT desperate, or depraved?

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revenant's avatar

barring damage to the door, your objection to the ass-hitting is what?

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revenant's avatar

thanks for making me feel better about being currently dog - deprived

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