Todd Blanche gave an excellent inaugural address for AG. The only thing missing was the Fraternal Societies from Faber College. GenY and Millennials, look it up.
Whether it’s Biden disproportionately approving infrastructure and manufacturing projects for Red states or Trump disproportionately denying disaster relief to blue states, both President had a disproportionate problem.
*after my buttcrack of dawn 3D superduper mammogram and ultrasound to figure out the mass in my breast. The tests themselves don't scare me, beyond the final bill. I'm sure it will be fine. Coolcoolcool. I am in no way drinking some wine and stress eating sea salt Poppables.
Well, I think you good to go scheduling the Karoline Leavitt-Kim Jong Un Nekkid Mazola® Oil cage match with Marx and Lenin doing the color commentary. H. L. Mencken would have been a better choice for the commentary but you sent STEVE to deal with his agent, and, well, you know how THAT went. Depleted the bail fund with that one ...
I know few have people have seen it, and it only got 1 star. But "Screwed" was a funny film. See it if you haven't. Its so over the top. It is about Norm Mcdonald and Dave Chappelle kidnapping a pile of dog poo.
I've been feeling really crummy all day long. Slept poorly last night too. No real symptoms, just feeling blah, run over by a box truck full of cast-iron dildos. Not sure if I'm getting sick, burned out from constant (waves hands) all this, or what?
My son was sick last week, still has the snuffles, still a little run-down. My ex told me she was feeling totally wiped out yesterday, she feels fine today.
Last couple times I had COVID it was exactly what you're describing from all your nears/dears, at various times. Truckfulla dildos; enduring sniffles; one bad day then gone; I've run the gamut.
My kid is going to see Lenny Kravitz next month (jealous!)and a bunch of her friends have asked her who Lenny Kravitz is. I told her she needed new friends.
Shit! I had grandkids tell me they don't get Star Wars cause when they fight they don't know who the good/bad guys are. I go What?! The Red light saber is always the bad guy.
The Blue is always the Jedi, the good guy! They look at me like I'm giving engine specs
Todd Blanche gave an excellent inaugural address for AG. The only thing missing was the Fraternal Societies from Faber College. GenY and Millennials, look it up.
Dear Alina, None of you are pretty and all of you are dumb.
Whether it’s Biden disproportionately approving infrastructure and manufacturing projects for Red states or Trump disproportionately denying disaster relief to blue states, both President had a disproportionate problem.
Reluctant props for the capacity to smile, and smile, and be a villain. I couldn’t pull that off.
I could never be Leavitt level evil. I just couldn’t; I’m convinced it’s one of the major differences between them and normal people.
THREE DAY WEEKEND!!!!*
*after my buttcrack of dawn 3D superduper mammogram and ultrasound to figure out the mass in my breast. The tests themselves don't scare me, beyond the final bill. I'm sure it will be fine. Coolcoolcool. I am in no way drinking some wine and stress eating sea salt Poppables.
Hi Wonkets. Here is your evening Zelenskyy; culture and stuff, and if you click through, photos of that and a visit to a memorial. https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/derzhava-bude-provoditi-tisyachovesnu-shoroku-i-shoroku-ce-b-105821
I think there's a goddam cricket in my apartment somewhere.
Can't find the sucker, either. This won't end well.
Have you no cats?
The solution is at hand!
https://source.colostate.edu/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/home-fire.jpg
elle oh elle.
They're good luck!
For who?
Insomniacs
Christ, I have serious problems in that area, as we saw here yesterday:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/get-your-kleenex-out-the-excesses/comment/313595158
Bastard had better STFU by bedtime.
one or the other
Stephen Cheung will never be press sec. My guess is NO press sec. No more press briefings. Just Trump from the oval with guest stars.
That guy has the charisma of an eel.
Guardian: "Pete Hegseth dismisses reports of deteriorating conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln"
Are the families and friends of the people on board listening? Are the rest of the service people under Pee's control?
"Hey, yeah – I checked the box for this shit!"
Make him spend a week on it, see what he says then. And not in officer land, either.
Not so much love it or leave it as Leavitt AND leave it
And nothing of value was lost.
Sadly, though, there's still more to be.
Well, I think you good to go scheduling the Karoline Leavitt-Kim Jong Un Nekkid Mazola® Oil cage match with Marx and Lenin doing the color commentary. H. L. Mencken would have been a better choice for the commentary but you sent STEVE to deal with his agent, and, well, you know how THAT went. Depleted the bail fund with that one ...
oblivias would never give us the budget to produce that: Steve's too pricey a hire.
Karl and Frieda with a follow-up baking show on the other hand...
But where will you find the appropriate hovel set to film on?
See, I'd go with NK News Lady Vs Leavitt in a mud match in the octagon.
With Foucault reffing.
US government extensively spied on anti-ICE protesters and leftwing groups, records reveal
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/13/us-government-spied-anti-ice-protesters?CMP=share_btn_url
This is my shocked face.
This is my sue the fuck out of their asses face.
I've retired my shocked face. It finally gave out and is no longer under warranty.
I'm going to spy on them
OT.
I know few have people have seen it, and it only got 1 star. But "Screwed" was a funny film. See it if you haven't. Its so over the top. It is about Norm Mcdonald and Dave Chappelle kidnapping a pile of dog poo.
Going to spam you all with some favorite songs of mine tonight. Why? Shits and giggles. Same reason I choose to be kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQonz5TXtPo
"inner universe", written by Yoko Kanno, performed by Origa, featured as the intro theme for the anime GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX.
I've recently gotten into Ghost in the Shell. It seems a lot of it is available on Netflix. I really like the story lines ...
I've been feeling really crummy all day long. Slept poorly last night too. No real symptoms, just feeling blah, run over by a box truck full of cast-iron dildos. Not sure if I'm getting sick, burned out from constant (waves hands) all this, or what?
My son was sick last week, still has the snuffles, still a little run-down. My ex told me she was feeling totally wiped out yesterday, she feels fine today.
Save those cast-iron dildos for when Antiques Roadshow comes to town.
Make up a sexy provenance. When a nunnery burned down, when Widow Johnson died.
It's all in the provenance.
I discovered yesterday while working that COVID is on an upswing, as are some other highly contagious nasties.
If you're all well-vaxxed and boosted, this kinda sounds like COVID to me, possibly. And that's why we get vaxxed, kids.
could be. I was in a covid house early last week. I wore an N95 the whole time, and good hand hygiene. but who knows. I am fully vaxxed and etc
Last couple times I had COVID it was exactly what you're describing from all your nears/dears, at various times. Truckfulla dildos; enduring sniffles; one bad day then gone; I've run the gamut.
*hugs while wearing a hazmat suit. Love ya, can't get sick*
My kid is going to see Lenny Kravitz next month (jealous!)and a bunch of her friends have asked her who Lenny Kravitz is. I told her she needed new friends.
Yutes Today!
Tell her friends he's Zoë Kravitz's dad.
Shit! I had grandkids tell me they don't get Star Wars cause when they fight they don't know who the good/bad guys are. I go What?! The Red light saber is always the bad guy.
The Blue is always the Jedi, the good guy! They look at me like I'm giving engine specs
of a '58 Chevy. In Latin.