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Spurning Beer's avatar

Justice in Texas is swift, and introvenous.

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schmannity's avatar

I was not under the impression that there were a lot of "cowboys" in Virginia. Isn't Virginia a long ride to the railhead in Abeline? Maybe he should go with what his base knows and dress like the Army of Northern Virginia so he can keep fighting the War of Northern Aggression.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You are correct sir. Henceforth, I shall be know as Dashbud2465 to my Chinese masters.

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Unfortunately, entity implies humanity. Humanity certainly doesn't fit in their calculations.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Pah, you think consumers is bad, wait 'til we all become Consumption Units.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

What's the "macaca" equivalent for white douchebags? "Cletus"? "Jethro"? ""Lindsey"? "Haley"?

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So Joe Barton believes W committed a bulb libel against him. He was totally in the pocket of Big Fluorescent.

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Has anyone filed a missing persons report on Riley?

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PsycWench's avatar

I shall campaign for choice as well, starting with the choice to freely and without repercussion smack people who annoy me. Mr. Barton, could you come over here for a sec?

George Allen once claimed that he was going to kick Democrat's "soft teeth down their whiny throats". Thanks for getting that civility conversation going, GA.

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