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Megan Macomber's avatar

"Has any man ever been as full of crap?" This might explain his obsession with toilets you (meaning Trump) have to flush 15 or 16 times.

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Andy Collen's avatar

I grew up in Aspen 70’s-80’s… The first Russians to land in Aspen were guest of Tump when he needed more funds after his divorce with wife #1 Evana, and that was around 91. The Trumps actually first showed up in Aspen around 82? So these ties have been going on for some time. The stuff you see when you grow up in Aspen. Winter/ summer jobs! https://open.substack.com/pub/growingupaspen/p/how-russia-bought-the-american-dream?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. That Thing in the Offal Office and his flying monkey brigade can write Surrender Dorothy over the skies of Ukraine all they want; Zelenskyy and the Ukrainian fighters as well as everyday Ukrainian citizens are not giving up.

It's interesting (horrifying). So often, when I read international news, when something stinks, I smell Putin. It never occurred to me before tonight that Daddy Vladdy might have had Epstein offed in MCC. (In the interest of full disclosure, when MCC was new, I was working for HAI and gave a few poetry workshops there; I hear tell conditions there have deteriorated badly since those days.) A pox and a plague on Putin and all his putos and putas. Ptui! as my late mother would pretend-spit.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Don’t worry the FBI counter terrorist dept will get right on that. Oh, wait, they disbanded it, and trashed the equipment that tracks terrorists because all the domestic terrorizim perpetrated by grandma’s picking the toddlers up at day care so both parents can work three jobs just to pay for a few gallons of milk and a roll of TP.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I have decided I won't be able to support Putin winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Codename : Shambles. His lips were made for Putin's ass.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Russia Russia Russia

Release the Epstein Tapes

Release the MRI results (I believe they would show Trump has his tiptoes on the 25th amendment line.)

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tehbaddr's avatar
2dEdited

Exploding Dildos is gonna be the name of my new All Fired US Government Employee Baroque Quartet and DIY Glitch Electronics Mash Up Soft Cell Cover Band!

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I suppose no one will confuse your project with my Klezmer band of the same name.

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tehbaddr's avatar

If you've already made a claim to the name, I can go with The Exploding Dildo Project, or Operation Exploding Dildos.

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Question Cat's avatar

That's all well and good, but Trump's still going ahead with allying with Russia, and abandoning Ukraine and Europe, if not actually acting aggressively toward them.

Better get our vote out, huh.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

You know, if only we had functioning institutions who are usually tasked to deal with this stuff but are now busy covering for Trump...

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Bupkus231's avatar

"If Zelenskyy disappeared and was replaced with a Russian puppet tomorrow..."

OTOH, if Putin was to be "disappeared", would any replacement be any better? Gorbachev tried, but it's still the USSR in the minds of those who kicked him out.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"exploding electric sex toys"

Geez - and to think I had some thoughts about buying one....

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Wow, *ACTUAL* sleeper cells!😱

Just they're Russian, not Iranian. Huh.

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Sherry's avatar

Well now we know why Pootie isn’t releasing the pee tapes. So long as he can keep Rump in power he’ll get what he wants.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

The way things are going this war will be still going on in three years.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

“In April, European and British authorities . . .”

Which continent is Britain in these days?

Also; too, Volodya.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I don't see any possibility for peace while Putin still breathes.

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Sherry's avatar

OR Rump.

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