Under-bridge-troll and ex-Governor Paul Lepage left Maine for Florida to avoid taxes. Now he's back and running for the second district seat vacated by our unreliable Dem Jared Golden. The alligators failed us.
Just your occasional reminder that Madison Cawthorn is in a wheelchair because he was in a relatively minor road accident but was a passenger and had his feet up on the dash. The accident triggered the dash airbag which deployed trashing his hips and lower back.
Instead of walking away he’ll never walk again. Please don’t do this.
A bottle of Martinelli's Cider has been in my refrigerator since 2004. I bought it the day I was told my son was killed in Dumbya's illegal Iraq war...and it's waiting for Dumbya to do the dirt nap...
If i had a "job" modeling underpants I would never risk such a primo career by smacking cops with my flagpole. That's just stupid.
"a January 6-er underpants model"
Nope, didn't have that on my bingo card.
Oh and who else failed to make a comeback in Florida yesterday?
One Alan Grayson...
>>But earlier this month, military veteran Amir Hassan lost the GOP primary in Michigan’s 8th
Worth noting here that Amir Hassan is Black. And although he's Christian, he converted to Christianity from Islam, hence his name.
So... yeah.
This insurance fraud and stolen valor dipshit is such a fuck up that he couldn't even cut it as a Florida Man.
"Ultra mega MAGA" indeed.
Dr. Annie Andrews is polling well in most matchups in South Carolina. Wouldn’t that be amazeballs?
Jared Moskowitz definitely does not suck.
Silly Madison Cawthorn. He should move to Texas to run for governor.
Ouch.
Under-bridge-troll and ex-Governor Paul Lepage left Maine for Florida to avoid taxes. Now he's back and running for the second district seat vacated by our unreliable Dem Jared Golden. The alligators failed us.
Just your occasional reminder that Madison Cawthorn is in a wheelchair because he was in a relatively minor road accident but was a passenger and had his feet up on the dash. The accident triggered the dash airbag which deployed trashing his hips and lower back.
Instead of walking away he’ll never walk again. Please don’t do this.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Early days of the internet I saw a pic of the aftermath of a young woman passenger who'd done the same.
I still wince whenever I drive past someone with their feet up.
Yep, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS.
OK, maybe it's not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEkLpmvIMuw
No coke-fueled orgies for you, Mads.
Now go punch a tree, hump your cousin butt-naked, or just simply fuck off.
I wonder what he's been doing to pay the bills since being kicked out of Congress.
What else would he be doing?
Answer--Grifting!
Right? Same thing he was doing when he was IN congress!
What's with all those losers moving to Florida in hopes to NOT represent their constituents?
They figured, since DickSantisCo is counting the votes, they'd be a shoo-in.
They thought it was a state so captured by fascists they could get away with it.
^^^
This, right here.
Even fascists hate carpet baggers.
Nice time indeed.
But I'll save the champagne for a certain obituary.
A bottle of Martinelli's Cider has been in my refrigerator since 2004. I bought it the day I was told my son was killed in Dumbya's illegal Iraq war...and it's waiting for Dumbya to do the dirt nap...
Mine has been in the fridge for SO fucking long. I REALLY want to drink it soon.
mine too
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Vain, rested and ready! But people still remembered him...
Maddy might have a malpractice claim against whoever told him he could win.