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*rimshot*

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erik prince.

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One thing we know for sure (thanx to Stormy) - Chump isn't hung.

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There were five more women willing to marry Henry VIII after the first one.

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"It's not a fedora!"

~ Indiana Jones

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These perps ARE WEARING BODY ARMOR. Fuck fuck fuck…remember the ad for the backpack you can buy your child that has body armor in it?

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Hanged, not hung.

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If I was pressed to name my favorite poem, I'd probably choose this.

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Trump's followers, but I'm sure he gave them an IOU.

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What movie is it from?

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Lots of people think they're immune from consequences, even from Trump.

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Piece of shit. Another fucking doctor that somehow made it through medical school without learning anything.

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MTG.

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We should just start wrapping kids in Kevlar so they can be safe at school. This country is so fucking ridiculous.

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Can't promise I wouldn't sell them to get a bit of extra cash.

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