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TundraGrifter's avatar

One thing we know for sure (thanx to Stormy) - Chump isn't hung.

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There were five more women willing to marry Henry VIII after the first one.

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"It's not a fedora!"

~ Indiana Jones

RogationDays's avatar

These perps ARE WEARING BODY ARMOR. Fuck fuck fuck…remember the ad for the backpack you can buy your child that has body armor in it?

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

If I was pressed to name my favorite poem, I'd probably choose this.

Stulexington's avatar

Trump's followers, but I'm sure he gave them an IOU.

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Lots of people think they're immune from consequences, even from Trump.

BosGrl's avatar

Piece of shit. Another fucking doctor that somehow made it through medical school without learning anything.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

We should just start wrapping kids in Kevlar so they can be safe at school. This country is so fucking ridiculous.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Can't promise I wouldn't sell them to get a bit of extra cash.