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So, he's signalling his eventual drug and kink-sex film we'll all be seeing soon?

Only his 'Jesus' will forgive him and he'll come out of it a better person.

With a good knowledge of goat anatomy, no doubt.

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And we usually (Joe Morrissey a big counterexample) get rid of our assholes - Andrew Cuomo couldn't be elected dog catcher now.

I also have a feeling that Republicans often get caught because they are stupid and arrogant enough to try to get out of paying the sex workers they go to. And even if they do pay them, they're cheap on the tips.

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Ah, you got the joke. I was afraid nobody would.

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It's a power thing for The Weasel Headed One - using his financial resources to rent hot young women is showing off what a star he is.

Ironically, most reports seem to indicate that he's more on the submissive side of things (as horrifying as it is for me to type it) - reports showing he wants women to spank him (ugh! At least spanking is beyond ruinment) and piss on him (he's pretty much ruined golden showers for everyone else) - but he also doesn't seem to go to a dominatrarix for it - no doubt a way to.assert financial control over the women he pays by paying them extra to do things they might find distasteful

Oh who am.I kidding - any sex act with him is distasteful!

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Maybe he'll be on the next season of TLC's show "Hot Foreign Women Marry Disgusting American Men to Come to the U.S." I mean 90 Day Fiancee

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If the Regressives like mandates, why did Cawthorn turn down his invitation to a kind of sexual get-together?

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Funny how Mr So-Innocent-He's-Shocked-About-Blow managed to come up with the phrase "key bump" unsolicited. Why, it's almost as if he was lying!

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Nope. They have to be there five years to be vested in a pension, and they don't get it until they reach retirement age. Fun fact: Ron Paul thought the pension system was "immoral" and refused to participate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Enthusiastically participating in orgies while trying to make it illegal for others to do the same? Perversion.

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E-yuck! there is no bottom to so-called "reality-tv" is there, I stopped watching TV in the 90's it was just getting too dumb for words.

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By definition, yes distasteful.

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Hahahaha, TIP? there lucky if they get paid! And they deserve triple pay, poor things.

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Madison Cawthorn has forgotten the first rule of Coke Orgy Club which is you do not talk about Coke Orgy Club.

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true, right wingers hate to tip (or give Chick Tracts). Did you also work as a waitress in a right wing Republican area? 😆

Although Jerry Springer (yes, that Jerry Springer) who as Mayor of Cincinnati got caught going to a prostitute when his check bounced is a Democrat - but he's an aberration (in many many ways)

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TLC is the worst! Everything on that channel is gross. WE is almost as bad.

I got a friend who loves 90 Day Fiancee and I don't understand what she sees in it. It's icky even by TLC standards

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👍

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