i was WONDERING man. i mean you had no visible wounds in the actual bar...
speaking as an often drunk chicagoan: our sidewalks are a serious menace. this time i staggered blindly to irving (it was two blocks out of the bar if you took a right), got a cab and made it home intact - purse, phone, limbs. i am very sorry we are so slab-y (can't tell you how many knees and ipods i've destroyed.).
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are you vandy? mr fuflans spends time reliving glory days there so i feel i know it (i don't).
but seriously man. congrats.
i was WONDERING man. i mean you had no visible wounds in the actual bar...
speaking as an often drunk chicagoan: our sidewalks are a serious menace. this time i staggered blindly to irving (it was two blocks out of the bar if you took a right), got a cab and made it home intact - purse, phone, limbs. i am very sorry we are so slab-y (can't tell you how many knees and ipods i've destroyed.).
glad you make it home to cheese curds.
apparently we are infested with old man willows.
Congratulations on your HS diploma, anyway!
If wonkette had a mascot, it would be a three legged terrier named Hopeless Cause.
He/She would be awesome.
Would you like fries with that?
/duck
(Says the pixel with a BA in History with a Media Arts minor. It's the pumpkin calling the tangerine Orange.)
We environmentally sensitive folks are asking Tesla for an e-lec-tric El Camino for hauling hay to our federally subsidized goats.
Wait...
Wonkette has Teenz? Other than Kid Zoom?
And here I thought the Teen Korner, for Teenz was an ironic title for the column.
There are some <em>really</em> good caption contest photos up there...
Too bad we are so very terrible at such things.
Should we call you Dr. Queer or Dr. Elviosly now?
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I know lots of folks at Austin EMS. I can set you up with a ride.