MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)

What's the matter, you never saw a guy slept with a fish before?

We have been having the most wonderful time, on your many dimes, traveling from our home in Montana to Washington DC to hold signs saying "YAY TEENS!" and give them impeach hats and kiss them on their shiny faces as they lead all of us into a future of NO MURDERED CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS. Could you even stand it yesterday, seeing their smart, brave selves doing their WALKOUT? I could not. I cried TOO MUCH. Behold the little boy who murdered me DEAD.

Leonardo Aguilar was the only one to walk out of his second grade classroom so he joined the highschoolers at Lincoln High in San Jose. @CBSSF  #walkout   pic.twitter.com/v9SQAAEn4f 

— Len Ramirez (@lenramirez) March 14, 2018