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Walter Wellstone's avatar

I know. The rubes will be fleeced, that’s a given, but it’s going to make good comedy.

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rufus magister's avatar

Bad tragedy, I fear....

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GimmeBackMyWig's avatar

Paul Weyrich received all the "Young Republican" mailing lists after that election.He was, almost single-handedly, mainly responsible for the rise of the new right in the late 70s.

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Jessica Brisbane's avatar

In Oz we call this branch-stacking. It's not usually so successful here, though

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

Once worked a guy named Shingle, first name.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Pretty sure WTAF didn't "leave", they were never over here to start with. But I could be wrong.

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Apsides's avatar

At this point, it shouldn't be too hard to sneak a few of our own in. Shove some Q-tips in our ears, but not quite all the way into our brains*. We don't have to go all-out with the ruse, some of us can be "discovered" as liberal infiltrators. Then the who's-antifa paranoia will consume them, leaving only Kurt Russel alone on the ice, voting D.

(The package does say, not for use inside ears. The MAGA crowd apparently took this as liberal medical advice, so they shove those Q-tips hard and deep enough for a temporal lobe lobotomy. But that's what a edgy, badass yellow snake would do, just to show Fauci's wrong, again.)

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Goddess but I had forgotten about Trey Gowdy

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nopojoe's avatar

where does governance fit in with a party of ideologues?

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one_eyed_willy's avatar

This guy! Right here. This is what we should all be afraid of. Remember that Hitler's party had to win enough seats in the Reichstag first to engineer a takeover. It wasn't a bloody coup. He just co-opted the existing government. The MAGAs are literally doing the same thing. Taking over the corpse of the Republican party to lend themselves a thin veneer of civility and then taking over the whole shebang when they are strong enough. Taking over the Republican party is them literally giving themselves money enemas.

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Amy!'s avatar

I'll make a note of that.

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Amy!'s avatar

Zip drives!

(it counts as a wrong answer, because nobody ever needed that many zip drives, and if they had that many for some number of days, the click of death would soon winnow the field)

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Heat Miser's avatar

Nate Leupp? Presley Stutts? are these real names?

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Heat Miser's avatar

who?

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Heat Miser's avatar

still superior humans to republicans

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Heat Miser's avatar

the leopards are gonna get to fat to run

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