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These viruses, they're into this evolution shit. The original strain didn't stand a chance against the vaccines, so the ones that flourished had to become stronger and more infectious to get past that blockade. I wonder what sort of havoc they wreak on a completely unvaccinated person who lacks those blockades?

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They're screaming about spending all that money on foreigners when there's so much we need to address here at home. Of course, they vote against all non-military domestic spending also, too.

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Things I've learned from the DC Cinematic Universe: Anyone can play Batman, Superman, even the Joker, but there is only one Harley Quinn.

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My fantasy scenario is that the virus wiped out so many more Republicans than Democrats since the vaccine was developed that our midterm GOTV will overwhelm even their gerrymandering and voter suppression laws because there'll be more live Democrats than Republicans to vote.

The Republicans keep screaming about dead people voting, but they haven't mastered that technique yet.

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What? I thought he was born in Bethlehem, PA.

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I know they take their oaths very seriously, but I wonder if any of them had a fleeting thought while they struggled to keep him breathing.

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I just thought of a slogan:

VACCINATION - When testing positive means planning your schedule, not your funeral

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"Social Justice" had a different meaning in those days. https://slate.com/technolog...

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Grab those wallets and purses quick! Max out their credit cards and drain their bank accounts!

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Did they really hate him or was it similar to ᵗᶠᵍ and what's her name?

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We were aware of rhinovirus flus and their vaccines but it wasn't a huge issue for some O LOOK A KARDASHIAN!

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Well, apparently, everyone's got the measles now. Is that good enough?

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Abortion - SAME

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Great point!

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Insane Tucker Carlson laughter IS a deeply disturbing phenomenon. But it's nothing to Kenneth Copeland's laughter when he's moved to mad mirth. I'm a skeptic, I don't believe in demonic possession or the coming of the Antichrist, but if anything could change my mind about that, it would be Copeland's antics and raves.

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Rabies is a myth created by godless lefties to scare people. Tetanus never existed either. Louis Pasteur was a mass murderer who sold his soul to SAAAAAAAYTAN and he's also a made-up "scientist" who never lived at all.God. Posting crap like this is so easy it could even get tempting. There is absolutely no need to think or check your facts.

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