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Marla's avatar

You gotta know that if OHJB wanted the Yam dead, he would be. None of this fancy sending in the FBI with a warrant authorizing the use of deadly force. It would be done via stealth methods, like poisoning his hamberders or his orange face paint. He wouldn't know what hit him

But OHJB doesn't want to kill him, he's an ethical and moral person. Which is more than can be said of any of these Republican assclowns.

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John McLaughlin's avatar

Mike Davis is an interesting cat. A Federalist Society member who knows better but pandering to Trump his is number one priority now. There are potential lucrative positions within a second Trump term that might be ripe for the picking.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

IF Joe Biden ever ordered Trump taken out, there would have been no reason to Prosecute him in a NYC Courtroom this week. He'd be pushing up black roses. Or more likely, Socrates' Poison Hemlock or Macbeth's Deadly Nightshade.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait a minute. I thought the President had absolute immunity.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Only one of them does. (did)

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Revenant's avatar

offer subject to limitations

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Only Republican presidents …

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, if Ol’Joe didn’t have his doddery hands full doing piddly shit like running the country and trying to save the planet and ensure human rights for all, he probably would have ordered Assmouth assassinated. I likely would have, if I were king…he can’t be a better person than ME can he?

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Shire Jansen's avatar

I remember when people got disappeared, I would like to have that revisited, they might have been onto something.

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

But Biden still has quote complete and total immunity quote, does he not?

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Oh, I assure you that if Biden did it, they would immediately point to their ruling from May '20 that says (Section A, page 13) that a sitting President can be investigated while in Office and indicted upon leaving Office...exactly 4 years ago Chief Justice Roberts wrote that opinion. Alito and Thomas dissented, it was 7-2.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Worst ever episode of "No Victims Unit"!

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el duderino's avatar

So what if Uncle Joe has PAB whacked. Presidential immunity, bitches

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Now, hear me out. According to PAB's lawyer, such an assassination would be perfectly legal. So, what's their problem?

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Tessie's avatar

Annnnd, just like that, Blue Lives ceased to Matter.

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Marty Smit's avatar

Anyone who believes anything the stinky, fat pig, rapist, fraudster Trumps says is pathetic.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Tell me again why I should try to "understand" these people, and "tolerate" them?

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VaselineHabits's avatar

I openly let them know how selfish and dumb they are. If anyone is *still* on Republicans side... they are a lost cause.

Even die hards are having issues excusing this behavior and try not to even talk about it. That's the part that scares me most - how ridiculous our news media is about what is going on.

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Tessie's avatar

Tolerance is a contract.

If you refuse to abide by its terms, you cannot then turn around and try to invoke its protection.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

OK, but a contract works two ways - what are they giving me in return?

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Tessie's avatar

My comment was directed at the right wingers.

They are the ones who called tolerance "political correctness" and got rid of it.

They are the ones who are shit out of luck now.

Sorry if that was unclear.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I know...I was trying to agree with you.

I am sorry that I was unclear.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Think that is what Tessie is saying.

We do not owe them tolerance, for they show none to anyone else

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Genevieve K. Rothkopf's avatar

Wait- did Trump say he “nearly escaped death” or “narrowly escaped death”? Because if he said the first option he’d be dead. They don’t mean the same thing.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

To reference George Carlin: Two airplanes almost colliding in the air isn’t a “near miss.” It’s a near hit!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

The Orange Ogre isn't very bright. He's facing prison in NY beginning Tuesday. He, and all of his minions, knows it. This ridiculous stuff will only get worse when he's in prison.

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Genevieve K. Rothkopf's avatar

We can only hope.

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Kingeider's avatar

Mike Davis slander. Hold that idiot down and force him to change his name! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Davis_(scholar)

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Tessie's avatar

"A new lie is spreading through MAGA-land like syphilis-infected kudzu, and it is that President Joe Biden ordered the assassination of Donald Trump when Mar-a-Lago was raided for the documents Trump stole from the government."

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Well, that was quick.

Up until yesterday, the received talking point was that "the dollar has been devalued".

They must be glued to the TV 24/7.

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