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Laurie Curtis's avatar

What a piece of shit leave it to maga to import rapists and sexual predators!!!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Hold on, H. S. Thompson?

You know what they can get for sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?

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Rea T's avatar

"If they are truly guilty of a crime..." call me crazy, but isn't that the whole point of an INVESTIGATION? Should the AG only investigate people who have walked up to him and said "hey. I have done a crime. A very bigly crime. Would you like to investigate me?"

But we already knew they were hypocrites.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I was kind of surprised when DeSantis made that comment about them not being welcome in Florida, as I am not used to hearing anything from him that makes sense. Even more surprised when the AG made his statements. I had not expected anything positive out of him. I can't understand why the MAGA people love these asshole brothers. Candace Owens is one of them, although of course she is an asshole.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Maybe DeeeeSantis just doesn't like competition?

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Rape is a positive good in MAGA world. Their accusations of people like Tom Hanks are aspirational projections. They want to be able to rape like King Trump and the Princes Tate, so of course they want them to get away with it.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Sure, keeps women in their place, gives incels a chance to find their "special purpose."

More babbies, if we're lucky. Is there an app for that?

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Curious about who Tate's audience is? The UK papers are full today of reports today about the conviction of an asshole who murdered and raped his ex-girlfriend, and also murdered her sister, and their mother, with a crossbow.

How did he spend his time before the killings? Watching Tate videos.

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Devon Williams's avatar

He is the Gen Z thought leader, and that should scare the crap out of you.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Yes, they're only interested in sex trafficking and pedophilia created for the internet, never the real thing.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Imagine thinking the sky is purple and the ocean orange while looking straight at it and seeing blue. That’s about as smart as it gets in MAGAt world. Hell, they’re even dumber than the flat earthers. At least those people don’t push their nonesense on us in any real way. And they are definatly not making death threats to people who disagree. Bet those threats are going to start piling up in DeSantis email box and voicemail.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

When it comes to sex trafficking, there are two lanes in the MAGAt brain.

Lane 1 is the “leftists are all sexual deviants” lane. That means it’s always fair game to accuse them of being groomers, pedophiles, etc. Evidence is never necessary.

Lane 2 is the misogyny or “your body, my choice” lane. In this lane, women have no right to control their bodies or withhold consent. So, any abuse is excused, so long as the person doing the abuse is a fellow MAGAt. Anyone who tries to hold a MAGAt responsible for sexual abuse is by definition, a Marxist leftist. When that happens, their brains immediately switch to lane 1 and they start hurling accusations of pedophilia and grooming.

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Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

The best answer to "your body, my choice" would be "your balls, my knife."

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Jessica's avatar

I'm thinking something blunter. Maybe a spoon

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It is amusing watching these wannabee presidents try and carve their own lane among the Republican party. Mostly because there is no Republican party. There is only trump, and he owns and operates the RNC which was sold to him willingly.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

And he sold it to Musk.

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Devon Williams's avatar

Who will eventually be forced to sell it to Vladimir Putin.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

So I mercifully had never, until about two days ago, heard Tate's voice. HOLY HELL HOW DID HE GET SO POPULAR? I mean, loathsome pandering to the worst parts of human nature aside, his voice is INCREDIBLY unpleasant. He literally sounds like the weird-smelling shrill kid who everyone in high school hated. I don't know how people listen long enough to find out what he's saying.

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"M"'s avatar

Too many people out there just like him

H*ll - Zuckerberg was an incel; that's why he invented the Book of the Face in the first place -- literally to RANK GIRLS who had likely rejected him because he was odious and entitled and wouldn't leave them alone

(and I hear even his wife has gotten wise and there may be a divorce in the offing)

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I've never heard and now I am fully noped off of listening...

thank you for your service.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

It was about 15 seconds when he popped up on the news before I could get to the mute button. I'm glad my suffering has counted for something.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

You'll be in the running for the Trophies given at the end of the year...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

What are the chances Uthmeier decides that there's no case against the Tates and dismisses the whole thing?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s Florida, so the odds are definitely in the Tates’ favor.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Pretty damn high, IMHO.

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Henry30's avatar

Send all 10 of them to the Jasmine Crockett school of Whoop Ass. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two when it comes to dealing with RepubliCons.

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"M"'s avatar

Rep Crockett is too busy doing her job

She does not have time to teach other people who have been there longer than she has who should already know how to do theirs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4gV5Q3YVc&t=15s

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Sic Greta on him again at smalldickenergy.com...

Shit...don't click on that....

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Henry30's avatar

lol

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Hopefully the upside of being in Floriduh is that the Tate brothers will end up in the wrong end of town and their asshole bravado shtick will get them into a tussle with some seriously bad people.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Where are the rival Romanian mobs can one ask?

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"Many expressed their upset that Uthmeier, ... had not previously brought any charges against Jeffrey Epstein"

No, that would be Pam Bondi, the bribeable AG. Since she pocketed $25k from Trump, I wonder how much she got from Epstein.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

If you ignore the sexual assault allegations, the man is still a glorified pimp! You'd think that the uptight, Bible-humping prigs who make up Trump's supporters wouldn't have a thing to do with a man who makes women perform sex acts on camera; a outright pornographer.

However, since he preaches toxic masculinity and sneers at Greta Thunberg, he's golden?

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