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I didn't even vandalize the Capitol.

Where is my Messican vacay?

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How about if the judge refuses her request, and then remands her to custody for being an asshole?

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Thank you, how sloppy of them.

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she is white, so it is OK...

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Since 2020-03-13: groceries every-other weekend; about a dozen trips to the office; one trip to pickup a pizza on Election Day.

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"Prosecutors now want his bond for charges in TWO HOMICIDES!! (italics mine) raised." I've seen an episode or two of L&O, and Jack McCoy would've requested, and received remand for this defendant. Amirite??

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When I was a kid, right in the middle of the Danny Crockett days, my brother and I had cap guns, which we shot off when we not pretending to be Zorro.

It probably cost me some part of my now-diminishing hearing.

However, we never never thought much about it and, as the western shows faded away, our interest in firing off imaginary guns disappeared.

When, in the Army, I fired an actual firearm and was forced to deal with the actual work it takes to keep it oiled and operational, I figured, yeah, not for me.

I also no longer want to wear a coon skin cap.

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Yes. I want her to lose her deposit. And some of her freedom. Like 10 years or so.

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Has anybody commented on the fact that the QAnon shaman is getting organic food in jail?

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Girls can't shoot guns! I'll never forget the day my cousin Luann outshot me with my own pistol -- the first time she ever handled a gun.

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Last I heard, he wasn't. His mom did make the request, however.

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You have to be one of the economically stressed, as all Trump supporters are. don't you read the papers?

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Every time I think we have reached peak That White Lady, there’s another one going, “Hold my sparkling wine cooler.”

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I had heard that too. However, today I read that he has been on a hunger strike, and that the judge ordered the organic food. I hope that report was wrong.

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The courts will be waiting when you get back. Chew on that, Cudd.

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Well, you can have your Davy Crockett or your Daniel Boone, but you can't mix them.

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