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Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

How many emotional support rallies do they need per year?

Alternative Dog's avatar

Let's see if there's a historical precedent...

๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜•๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ, ๐˜ด๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ, ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด (๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ / ๐˜š๐˜ˆ) ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ'๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด.

William Donnell's avatar

How many emotional support lemmings can be packed into the shitter of Waffle House?

Teddy Barnes's avatar

After reading that line up, I'm convinced more than ever, that the planet will be better off without 'Murika.......Jeebus Fuckin' Christo.......

Kelly Feltault BFA, CTAP, PhD's avatar

I donโ€™t think Hollywood could write a better sitcom than this

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Tell me that stage doesn't look exactly like the set for a SNL skit. These people, on top of everything else, why do they always have to be so tacky? Our democracy is being destroyed at breakneck speed by such abysmal losers. Why do they also have to be so relentlessly tacky?

eddi-SABH's avatar

An open forum of village idiots.

Coffee and Chaos's avatar

I keep laughing because if I stopped, I'd cry for at least a year.

beb's avatar

I'm surprised that they don't have a prophetess scheduled to advise us on End-Times meal plans.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I hate to be that old fogey raining on everyone's parade, but how much are we paying for this shindig?

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

How do I get snake oil from a garter snake? Do I milk it somehow?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

First, you have to slip it carefully off the woman's leg.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Fuck I have pepperoncini on my sandwich at work tonight

Rad's avatar

And forgive me, but when I see "MAHA", this is the very first thing that comes to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n76IKFlhJWo

Rea T's avatar

In case anyone is curious about the ways in which Oz is 'reforming' Medicare...

My spouse works as a hospital social worker on a hospital that mainly focuses on joint replacement. The latest Medicare rule has now set a determined amount of payment for each replacement that is universal for the entire country. Because hospital costs are the same EVERYWHERE. In addition, that payment comes as one lump sum and that sum covers all medical appointments for a...I think it was a 3 month period. This is already bad if you have someone who comes back in repeatedly because home care is lacking, or they just don't follow instructions, etc. But it's not just talking about your hip replacement appointments or whatever. Nope...ANY medical appointment in that time frame is considered part of that payment bucket. Cue the healthcare system pushing back neurology appointments, cardiologist appointments, etc because they won't be paid anything additional for them. This is, once again, going to be bad for the small hospitals.

But wait, it gets shittier!!! Because each year Medicare will take the cost of each hip replacement at your hospital (or whatever), average them out, and then pay you 2% LESS on that procedure the following year. Because if there is one thing we know about healthcare it is that the costs of inputs such as labor are famously declining from year to year.

Fuck Oz.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's a bit harsh of Mehmet. He's a swell guy. He'll sell you the supplement off his back.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

But capitalism will jump start efficiencies somewhere between 5% and the moon!

Myriam's avatar

Ask yourself, what in the world is going through Cheryl Hinesโ€™ head? Does she actually believe the conspiracies touted by her husband and the people who surround him?

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

She's rich. She don't care.

they are making bank

Enter Ranting's avatar

She's an idiot, and has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me.

eo's avatar

Stockholm syndrome is a tragic thing.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Who is protecting that innocent couch from Popekiller Couchrapist Vance??

G-7 in Space's avatar

"I just got a feeling and Googled โ€œDr. Eric Berg snake oil.โ€ I thought I might find some criticism, which I did. I did not think I would find not just one but two videos of this man actually promoting literal snake oil,"

The Simulation isn't even trying anymore...

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Who put this together, Billy McFarland and Ja Rule?