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451 Byrnes: Bravo, may I steal with attribution?

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And that money they pay to sterilize the equipment used on delivery? Outrageous! What do they think they are, princesses?

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Grass and dirt are technically "edible," in that you can eat them.

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My analysis is he's had enough of Walker, Jindal, Scott, and Brownback overshadowing him while attempts to be the worst douche bag governor in history. Sometimes even a nasty tub of goo like LaPage can't catch a break.

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Stolen. That is fucking perfect.

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Guam, maybe?

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Governor and season one Arrow villain Paul Le Page,

Oh c'mon, John Barrowman does not deserve that.

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Virgin Islands?

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Perhaps not a reward per se, but LePage did appoint Cutler to a cushy State job connected with U Maine, as I recall.

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Good grief- you're right, and I'm a bit chagrined to admit I'd forgotten that little nugget.

Thanks for the heads-up!

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You mean like Foreignia or Vagueoslavia or whatever one of the other Not-Americas are called?

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Yet i wonder why "that sort" has to resort to fraud and criminality. It's as much as a mystery as "why they hate us" when we drop bombs on them constantly and limit their options for escape.

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Yes, starving people to death is one of the planks in the GOP platform, isn't it?

And by the way, the Wonkette baby is just as cute as they come! More pics, please!

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You may, but take this with you... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Enron?

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I'm from Maine -- originally from the mill-town on the Androscoggin part -- although I don't live there now (but I live a Palin's-throw away from the state line and I work there). This all makes me so depressed. (PS, shout-out to my former employer, the BDN, for making an appearance in Wonkette!)

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