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Someone needs to let <a href="https:\/\/net.gop.com\/istandwithcory\/" target="_blank">the RNC</a> know.

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Well sir, you are correct. Apparently Maine has 75 miles of beach (the other 3000+ miles is rock) whereas NH's beach length is 18 miles. I'm sure other websites will have other figures...but Maine for the win!

"poison for the homeless" - Not so much poison as much as a mild irritant that makes them want to go elsewhere.

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Not knowing who Palin is would be worth a fortune today. You should have hung onto your ignorance . . . it's rare, and they're not making any more of it.

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I know we've got at least four of five Wonkers here in NYC. And no shortage of good bars. (Post your email in pieces in separate posts, and you'll be safe from the sitescrapers.)

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You have to admid, we certainly don't have Budd to kick around any more.

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Hmm... two homeless men, naked and all over each other, and one starts chewing on the other? This charming incident practially screams "PCP". (The fact that it reads like a collaboration between Stephen King and Carl Hiaasen merely <i>suggests</i> "Florida".)

The Floriduh cop yammering about LSD is making it up as he goes along, and he's not doing a very good job of it.

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When every nutty point of view has a voice in the house, and gets to waste the time and energy of the entire government, you get paralysis at best, and stupid legislation at worst. I'm surprised that NH hasn't yet sent anybody off to Hawaii for "proof" of Obama's birth. (Being cranky Yankee tightwads, they probably just balked at the cost of the plane tickets.)

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I'd love to meet up.

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Well said! I've been to Bangor. I was stunned.

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Yeah, all it takes is one hillbilly seeing his baby mama lurching around...

Hillbilly: Lurlene! Honey...let me help you!

Lurlene: grawwwww

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So, the zombie apocalypse begins in South Florida? I can't say I'm surprised.

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No dinosaurs?

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Just wild about the taste... <a href="http://www.redmeat.com/redm..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-04-04/index.h...">http://www.redmeat.com/redm...

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ah c'mon...you know what I <i>mean</i>

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True. Arizona for one!

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