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bobbert's avatar

Gle*em*, you continue to be wonderful. Cheers.

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bobbert's avatar

Easy for you to say.

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bobbert's avatar

This was well done except for the part where it needed to be Mr. Roommate.

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bobbert's avatar

By then, we should have a total of one ( count that, ONE) death from Ebola on US soil. And, I could be wrong, seven cases of actual Ebola treated on US soil, and they all recovered. And a couple hundred folks monitored because of possible exposure, none of whom contracted the disease.

And, sorry, the Republicans will still be screaming their brains out about the threat.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Yeah the details get mushy after a couple of gin and tonics. I actually realized that sometime last night.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Lovefist*1000.

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Jared James's avatar

It is better to rule by fear and misinformation (or indifference to information) than any other thing.

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schmannity's avatar

Damn inactivist judges!!!

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schmannity's avatar

NPR just reported that LePage has suspended his campaign to monitor her. Elect the governor with the anal thermometer.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...she should dress up in the "Sexy Ebola Virus" costume and trick or treat at the governors mansion!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nah, some of the comments I've been reporting over on the Book of the Face say you don't need to get too close to use a hunting rifle w/ scope.

Yep, these people vote.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DAY 122, TERROR STRIKES: KACI SYMPTOMATIC, COUGHING, SNEEZING, WITH EBOLA*!

*looks exactly like a common cold, but IT COULD BE MUTATED AIRBORNE SUPER EBOLA!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Verified as True" matters to a wingnut?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She was witnessed vomiting* while on the bike ride!!

*word formerly known as pedaling changed for maximum scarebate effect

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In that photo I think I see the pixels where they photoshopped out the diarrhea trails!!1 CALL RUSH LIMBAUGH

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PubOption's avatar

Be that churl the one named Rush, whose girth meaneth that he can but amble?

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