Do not takesess our precious. Since America is no longer great, according to certain dimwitted candidates for president, we are sharing ideas to Make America Great Again. Read more entries in the series here . “My preciousssssssssss.” Gun rights extremists are Gollum. Any whisper of an idea of a notion of a threat to take away their guns are met with wide-eyed horror and undecipherable hissing. They love their guns. They need their guns.
St. Helens doesn't tend to erupt out lava flows so you'd lose all the drama of the little turd navigating partially congealed flows to get to the top of the lava lake and toss the gizzats in. What we would have to do is make him climb a hot dome but then he also wouldn't perish unless the mountain is feeling angry. We could send him to Nyriagongo in Africa but the poor people there have already suffered enough from white people proximity.
I'm pretty sure the Founding Fathers™ would shit themselves if they saw what guns had become today. Y'know, after shitting themselves over women voting and a black man in the White House.
And truly, I say to you, there are five-hundred plus fifty thousand thousand firearms in the land, which shall arm one from every twelve men. I ask you now, how shall ye arm yon eleven others?Gospel of Colt, Chapter 5, verse 56
Sorry, I was staring so intently at the "Sex orgies of the Super rich" ad on the right of the screen I forgot what we were talking about. Was it Benghazi?
Another thing that would give the Founding Fathers™ all the skidmarks in their union suits is weapons on campus. Jefferson and Madison had enough sense to forbid arms at the University of West Virginia. "No Student shall, within the precincts of the University, introduce, ..keep or use weapons or arms of any kind" Additionally, "Fighting with weapons which may inflict death, or a challenge to such fight, given or accepted, shall be punished by instant expulsion from the University, not remissible by the Faculty."I am trying to sprinkle this about the interwebz, especially in the gunhumper community.
St. Helens doesn't tend to erupt out lava flows so you'd lose all the drama of the little turd navigating partially congealed flows to get to the top of the lava lake and toss the gizzats in. What we would have to do is make him climb a hot dome but then he also wouldn't perish unless the mountain is feeling angry. We could send him to Nyriagongo in Africa but the poor people there have already suffered enough from white people proximity.
I understand.
Your facts are ruining my perfectly good story line. Sheesh.
I'm pretty sure the Founding Fathers™ would shit themselves if they saw what guns had become today. Y'know, after shitting themselves over women voting and a black man in the White House.
I said it before, but cooking bacon on a gun is great!
If you're into acute tungsten poisoning, that is.
With a little more inbreeding they'll really start to resemble orcs.
What, your city doesn't already have one? What kind of shitty place do you live in?
And truly, I say to you, there are five-hundred plus fifty thousand thousand firearms in the land, which shall arm one from every twelve men. I ask you now, how shall ye arm yon eleven others?Gospel of Colt, Chapter 5, verse 56
Considering how "successful" she made HP, I think that's actually a great idea.
To the ammosexuals, yes. But their definition of the word is "any never married female who didn't grow up in a house with Josh Duggar."
I'm in. Where do I send $10 for seed money? There's more if this really gets going.
Sorry, I was staring so intently at the "Sex orgies of the Super rich" ad on the right of the screen I forgot what we were talking about. Was it Benghazi?
Will there be a gun section in the Gift Shop? We can't infringe on selling guns, the main reason the NRA exists.
THARS THEM BABBY BUGS KIND IF I REMEMBR MAH SKOOL RITE
Where are the glory holes for gun-lovers satisfy their lust? Around the back side?
Another thing that would give the Founding Fathers™ all the skidmarks in their union suits is weapons on campus. Jefferson and Madison had enough sense to forbid arms at the University of West Virginia. "No Student shall, within the precincts of the University, introduce, ..keep or use weapons or arms of any kind" Additionally, "Fighting with weapons which may inflict death, or a challenge to such fight, given or accepted, shall be punished by instant expulsion from the University, not remissible by the Faculty."I am trying to sprinkle this about the interwebz, especially in the gunhumper community.
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