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Thanks for the parm idea. Nuts and could cause a recurrence of kidney stones.

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I can't use them for both diabetes and kidney stone reasons.

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I love meatloaf sandwiches, god help me, on Wonder Bread.

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I checked and the singer is a new name to me, though obviously an experienced artist, one Kerstin Fischer. Her web site is here:

http://www.kerstinfischer.c...

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How the hell did they get *that* crust pattern, a blowtorch? And there's no way a cauliflower piece that size isn't still raw on the inside.

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You would not smoke them in a bong? You would not eat them in a thong? You do not like the cans of clams? You do not like them, Sams I Ams?

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Raw inside; dried up outside.

All I know is the NY Times keeps sending me this recipe and I keep averting my eyes and deleting. And, get this, they recommend "carving it at the table like a roast beef."

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Here, take a quick look at this TV Tropes article...

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Personally, I prefer my cauliflower medium rare.

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Great movie. Not much of a soundtrack, though.

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I may get hung here, but I am totally interested in trying that whole roasted cauliflower :/. I do love a roasted veggie. But no one should ever pretend cauliflower counts as a main dish unless you want a bunch of sad hungry vegans.

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Alright, I'm doing this. Sort of. I left the glaze intact (which is where I put the sugar, people) and also the garlic powder (HA), but added chopped onion and dry mustard and finely chopped pickle and a bunch of cheddar cheese, because I do not know how to cook without cheese. Also, too, instead of using breadcrumbs, I ripped up two slices of bread and soaked them in milk, because that's called a "panade" and I'm pretentious that way. The cats were full of enthusiasm throughout the baking time, and contrary to my expectations, it's actually pretty good. The end.

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Ouch! Okay, fuck the nuts, trust in the cheese. My Mom is diabetic. Cheese seems to work very well for her.

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HEY MAYBE SOME OF US ARE ALLERGIC TO TURKEY, YOU INSENSITIVE WHOREKETTES

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Very nicely done!

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That's not the American way, that's the correct way

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