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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

You're supposed to skim the fat off the stock after it's done boiling.

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I walked away from the Nazis and haven't looked back. Fuck that shit, they aren't lovable or quirky, they are toxic.

La Cieca's avatar

Pouting Cops Spark Crime Wave

CatsNKY's avatar

This is the man that started the destruction of American democracy right here...their god and golden idol...before the newest shiny rotund orange idol...May he rot in the depths of hell along with James Watt, who sadly is not rotting yet.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Donnie needed his break from his three hour workdays.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

"Well, I'll enjoy this hamburger product from the great people at McDonald's while ignoring AIDS."

rtpoeman's avatar

It's more fun if you swap the heads.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I wonder what type of person Rupert is hunting this year for his Thanksgiving hunt.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I would expect fewer sharp edges and frankly more mush. Did you drop my brain in liquid nitrogen first?!

vorpal's avatar

but he was taking a proven treatment regimen... didn't the horsey paste work?!?