Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy Reagan was known to "cook," at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the Holiday Table with this splendid treat.
Yes! <i>It would take me all night to tell about Old Bull Lee; let&#039;s just say now, he was a teacher, and it may be said that he had every right to teach because he spent all his time learning; and the things he learned were what he considered to be and called &quot;the facts of life,&quot; which he learned, not only out of necessity but because he wanted to. He dragged his long, thin body around the entire United States and most of Europe and North Africa in his time, only to see what was going on.</i> From <i>On The Road.</i>
If you sprinkle jellybeans juuuuuuuust so on the leftover monkey bread (and it&#039;ll all be leftover) later in the night, when you&#039;re alone, rage-weeping, in the kitchen, doing the dishes as your hateful in-laws snore in front of the &quot;the game,&quot; your ungrateful hellspawn are out drinking Wild Turkey and doing the Maria Jane and sexting with their loser friends, and your closeted Republican husband is upstairs blowing that young drifter he brought home out of &quot;Christian charity,&quot; Zombie Reagan bursts through the door hungry for your braaaaaaaaains, thus blessedly ending the painful mockery you call life. It&#039;s a Thanksgiving miracle!
I remember reading about Alexander Portnoy monkeying around with his family&#039;s liver for dinner.
&quot;Ring mold&quot; is what&#039;s left on Anne Coulter&#039;s partner&#039;s condoms.
what is that beautiful house?
where does that highway lead to?
Are you clear on the egg beating and cream whipping thing?
Listen to The Cramps version.
Yes! <i>It would take me all night to tell about Old Bull Lee; let&#039;s just say now, he was a teacher, and it may be said that he had every right to teach because he spent all his time learning; and the things he learned were what he considered to be and called &quot;the facts of life,&quot; which he learned, not only out of necessity but because he wanted to. He dragged his long, thin body around the entire United States and most of Europe and North Africa in his time, only to see what was going on.</i> From <i>On The Road.</i>
as Sinatra sang, the First Lady is a tramp
Interesting- apparently the auto mod is locked down so tight I can&#039;t type the word intr iguing
Jeez guys, lighten up Francis
can i come over?
i think it is some kind of cosmic joke that silvio was expelled from parliament on a day we are supposed to be grateful.
What&#039;s wrong with whiskey sours? I&#039;m having one right now and it is delicious!
The RomneyBots conveniently skip all that annoying detail stuff and go straight to:
<i>Make the negro servants bake dessert.</i>
Mammy&#039;s little baby loves short&#039;nin&#039;, short&#039;nin&#039;, Mammy&#039;s little baby loves short&#039;nin&#039; bread
If you sprinkle jellybeans juuuuuuuust so on the leftover monkey bread (and it&#039;ll all be leftover) later in the night, when you&#039;re alone, rage-weeping, in the kitchen, doing the dishes as your hateful in-laws snore in front of the &quot;the game,&quot; your ungrateful hellspawn are out drinking Wild Turkey and doing the Maria Jane and sexting with their loser friends, and your closeted Republican husband is upstairs blowing that young drifter he brought home out of &quot;Christian charity,&quot; Zombie Reagan bursts through the door hungry for your braaaaaaaaains, thus blessedly ending the painful mockery you call life. It&#039;s a Thanksgiving miracle!
In case Editrix doesn&#039;t retread Ken&#039;s traditional Turkey Day prayer link by William Burroughs here it is, and it is never more pertinent than now. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
thanks!!