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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I. C. Weiner, I think.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I lurve my bath robe and I wear it all the time in the house when it's chilly.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

They are accustomed to being able to intimidate everyone and they just don't know what to say when they encounter someone who will not be intimidated.

Plus, I'm betting that ICE cop didn't really know the difference between a warrant and the thing he had in his hand, either.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

And on the off chance that they'll get to shoot someone.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

It's short for 'hipster dude'.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, that sucks. Hope you get to a good state, where the world makes sense to you. Not that current politics are conducive to the goal - hell, the world makes little sense to me right now. Seems like the "good old days" were the 1930s for many of the assholes currently in power.Maybe after 2020...

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chezmoi's avatar

Toshiro will brook no criticism of his traditional samurai hairstyle.

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chezmoi's avatar

Oh, my dear EV, I just posted Toshiro Mifune looking ferocious with his samurai 'do.

GMTA.

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eyelashviper's avatar

Of course...I have never understood the vitriol against "man buns", as it is a good way to contain long hair. Women do it, so why not men?

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phoenix00's avatar

Three? Bubba just told me about the Second Amendment.

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AnneBonny's avatar

I feel similarly about "pantsuit."

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I bought a man-bun. I have sticking out from under the couch. It's a great conversation piece.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Way to stand your ground against the American gestapo.

Man buns are still douchey though.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If he had been black, they would have drawn their weapons, claimed he made a threatening move and then shot him several times.

And suffered zero consequences for it.

As it is, they’ll probably get reprimanded for failing to find a pretext for dragging those immigrants out of the car by the scalp.

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Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Two more good band names!

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