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A few years ago, Al Franken said not believing in the Theory of Evolution was like not believing in the Theory of Gravity.

Now we know that to be true...

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As Galileo was led from his trial, he is believed to have said, "But it moves".

On his deathbed, Newton when considering for the last time the idea of gravity was heard to mutter, "but it sucks".

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Yes, the tides are caused by gravity from the moon. I think I knew that when I was 12. But to O'Reilly, ignorance of something known to science and middle school students 20-30 years ago is an airtight metaphysical argument.

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I remember the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show where the prospector found "Upsadasium" (that may not be spelt correctly) - the rock that falls up...

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Fortunately, I wasn't a middle school student in 1687.

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Bill O-Really has real problems understanding the 32.2 feet/second/second math involved in gravitational force so I really couldn't give a tinkers damn about what he bloviates about or what's rattling around in that douchbag.

Thank you Wonkette for bringing back the FIT guy. He's such a I hottie!

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But he shoots like a Big Dog!

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Several years ago Sen. Al Franken (doesn't that still sound just great!) said not believing in the Theory of Evolution was like not believing in the Theory of Gravity.

Bull O'Really? has now proven him right.

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A few years ago Al Franken said not believing in the Theory of Evolution is like not believing in the Theory of Gravity.

Well, there you have it!

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Word.

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The joke "How does so-and-so work?" "FM" "FM?? " "Fucking Magic" would possibly not be perceived as a joke to Bill O'Reilly

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so the pudding cup works for witches, warlocks and atheists?

ecumenical chin wear!

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Oh yes Billy, and rainbows are god's way of reminding us that, as much as he may want to, he's not going to drown us.

Also, that atheist is an idiot.

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Bill O-really gets confused with 32.2 feet/second/second math in G force so I couldn't give tinkers damn about what that asshat thinks or bloviates.

Thank you Wonkette for bringing back that gorgeous stud from FIT. I'm going to have a Christine ODonnell moment later. He's such a hottie!

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Must..scrub...image..out..of..brain.

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