Man-Hating Ball-Buster Sonia Sotomayor Teams With Sesame Street To Indoctrinate Your Princess
You may go elsewhere to read about Elmo maybe raping your children, because Sonia Sotomayor raping traditional gender roles is the only Sesame Street story your Wonkette will be covering this fine Veterans Day. So let's get right to it: why does known feminazi and United States Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor want to indoctrinate your semiprecious female children into believing they should go to law school, where they will doubtless become godless spokessluts for Big Pill?
Just watch the video. What's the first thing you notice? Sonia Sotomayorrrrr is rolling her Rs in an extraordinarily pronounced manner, like she is Charo or issuing a clear threat to White America. Second, Sonia Sotomayor is trying to inculcate in your children the godless belief that they should get college educations, even though as we already know (thanks to tenuredHarvardYale* faculty member David Gelernter), all colleges should be taken over by Glenn Beck University in a Cultural Revolution. Third, the (CHILDLESS) Sonia Sotomayor doesn't once tell the female muppet that she can grow up to be a mommy.
Why does Sonia Sotomayor hate stay-at-home moms? Probably because Ann Romney's a cunt.
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*We apologize to Brad DeLong and all of Harvard for the error.
Uh ... yeah, here.
i did a grover sesame street mash-up in my head there for a second.
not that grover would ever be allowed on sesame street, but he would make a fine muppet.