Man Sees Bristol Palin Dancing On TeeVee, Shoots TeeVee, Gets In Standoff With Police
According to the complaint, Cowan and his wife were watching “Dancing with the Stars” when Cowan jumped up and swore as Bristol Palin appeared, saying something about “the (expletive) politics.” Cowan was upset that a political figure’s daughter was on the show when he didn’t think she was a good dancer, the complaint states.
According to the complaint:
Cowan went upstairs for about 20 minutes and returned, demanding his pistols, which had been taken by his daughter about a month ago for safety reasons. He was carrying a single-shot shotgun, which he loaded and fired into the television.
Try not to let them get to you, America. Try . For the love of democracy. [ Wisconsin State Journal via everyone who has ever read Wonkette]
Bristol&#039;s beginning to look like Divine, from those John Waters&#039; films: <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a...">http://latimesblogs.latimes...
We could see an uptick in TV AND gun sales.
It&#039;s Feng Shui, not Feng Shooty
An understandable mistake, Mr. Cowan.