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chascates's avatar

Bristol's beginning to look like Divine, from those John Waters' films: <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a...">http://latimesblogs.latimes...

We could see an uptick in TV AND gun sales.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's Feng Shui, not Feng Shooty

An understandable mistake, Mr. Cowan.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Who the hell is unarmed? I go hunting for Elk and Deer every year.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right intentions...wrong target.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Mr. Cowan, Yes, TeeVees with idiots on them are OK to shoot, wives are not. MG

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Spurning Beer's avatar

He pulled an Elvis! Bravo, Mr. Cowan!

My wife told me this morning that Brandy had been voted out, and Bristol was still in, despite getting the lowest scores from the judges. Was it the write-in votes that tipped the balance? I don't understand Alaskan dancing electoral politics at all.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>Cowan had also been under stress because of a financial situation and was receiving care for a mental health problem, the complaint states. Cowan’s wife, Janice, told police that her husband had been drinking, but she did not think he was intoxicated.</blockquote>

Clearly, you are one of us, Steven N. Cowan. Please step forward. What's your Wonkette user name?

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fuflans's avatar

finally some good news!

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Sean Gothman's avatar

We're finally on the road to recovery.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the hand gun was to dangerous to be in thew house, but not the shotgun?!

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