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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

On the other hand, it is easy to pack fresh dog poo in an old Amazon box so the scent seal is broken as the box is opened.

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Hiss's avatar

Oh, yes!

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

less dry but somehow more thirsty?

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Ian's avatar

I was boarding a Southwest flight yesterday and overheard a mom and daughter, who were discussing the daughter's boy interest. I'd say the daughter was 16 or so and bemoaned the fact that she couldn't facetime him because he had a "stupid android" and not an iPhone. Then went on for sometime about green text, which as an android user, idk. ANYWAY, mom suggested facebook messager and she replied that he didnt have a facebook because it's "more for grownups."

Tl;dr: Kids are fleeing Facebook and Zuck knows it. Which is why he's peddling it to old racists.

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rtpoeman's avatar

I'm not sure he KNOWS.

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canis domum's avatar

But they use Instagram which is FB.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Since this group is sponsored by a church, shouldn't everyone be screaming SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS! at the top of their lungs.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You have to ask yourself what country this is where some left-o buttinski interferes with God's clear intent for these people to die of thirst.

Mind you, hunger would also do. God's clear intent is like that.

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kareemachan's avatar

Real question: can you tell if you've been blocked on these various websites?

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kareemachan's avatar

Isn't there the verse about angels unaware?.....

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Mike Pence was absolutely not alone with women.

I'll say that again. No women.

Nooooooo women.

Noooooooooooo women.

How much more devoutly can I say this?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yeah but Saint Ayn de Rand is the ultimate Saint.

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John Orendorff's avatar

I wonder if the Bidens and Hillary are subponeaed, could they just ignore it like Repugs do? Or is it "It's¨ NOT OK if you're a Democrat."

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Google image search has its uses. Here's the original :https://people.com/politics...

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Can I just add, if Dr Scott Warren is anything to judge by, being a humanitarian who does the right thing is *hawt*.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Very cool. Thank you

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