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It is true.

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Which we'll never discover.

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Not this guy, surely?

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Scrabble is a strategy game that uses words. It rewards points-per-tile-placed not clever or long words. Personally I like it better than most word games for exactly that reason.

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"the law, in its infinite equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and steal bread"

Voltaire

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sure- it's a way for the cops to fuck over someone who won't give them any better excuse. always remember- if they really want to mess with you, they'll do it. really the only defense is to not ever catch their eye; once you have, all you have is damage control

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In a court case on Soap, the two lawyers went by their first initials and middle names but addressed each other by their first initials.

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I believe he's related to Cyrus the Virus.

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Let's just hope this investigation gets that Fucking Moron Trump (borrowing Tillerson's words) in a jail cell.

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So NOW Vance wants to act? His staff recommended indicting DJT Jr. and Ivanka BEFORE Trump even became president but the Manhattan DA refused to put the case of felony fraud forward. Could it have had something to do with a visit from Trump's lawyer Marc Kasowitz who brought along a $25,000 donation to his reelection campaign? Trump's kids should have been charged in 2012 for a coordinated campaign to promote their failing property TrumpSoHo by presenting fraudulent financial figures to potential buyers.

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Whatever it is, it was probably put there by libruls.

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Politicians are gonna politic. Be minimally grateful he's politicking in a way that does some good this time.(Just in case I'm not being clear here, just as you imply politics allowed Javanka to skate, i'm implying taking down an unpopular president, and the massive political boost it would provide, is probably the main motivation here rather than a passion for Justice.)

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Too funny, deserves moore upvotes. "Roy Moore and his other brother, Roy Moore."

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I hear on good authority that his scrotum IS jowls.

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Bill Barr's, perhaps.

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Why is there any sense that Trump's tax returns are super secret confidential documents? Other than blocking out his SS#, there's zero shit in there that's intimate, personal, or meaningful. THEY'RE TAX RETURNS. I had the excellent fortune to have an actual genius for a father, and he made a lot of money, and his (unfortunate) favorite pastime in old age was estate planning. For a while I filed returns in California, New York, and KANSAS. WTF, pop? Then after he went to the great spirit I filed THREE RETURNs in each of California, New York, AND FUCKING KANSAS. I LOVE YOU AND YOU PUT MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH KANSAS?

Anyway, I have several large file drawers full of papers if the government would like to subpoena them and take them away please.

Oh, and right after he died all the laws changed and none of his efforts to avoid taxes would have been necessary. I suppose estate planning was a better hobby than, say, whittling.

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