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Why did it take so long for this to happen?

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Shit. You're prolly right.

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Former deity here, that's bullshit.

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Total and utter bollocks .

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Or for sitting in a car like Philando Castile

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Like Tamir Rice or Philando Castile? Fuck off with your racist bullshit

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You just made me spit my tea across the room. T thank you. I genuinely needed cheering up

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He just has to ask his children to not put that on his gravestone. If they don't hate him it won't appear there, if they do then he'd better get used to it now. That sounds like a whole lot of his problem right there.

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harley davidson libelz!

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The story is that it was over who got to take a 14 year old girls virginity. So says Kate Johnson as she was the girl and says they argued over her head

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FUCK YOU FUCKING BINT!!

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Sorry Cy, but I'll believe it when I see it.

I can understand when the Manhattan DAs office doesn't want to step on the toes of SDNY, but it appears that there's been plenty of criminality to go around multiple jurisdictions over the last 3 years. And now that SDNY has seemingly been shut down by Barr, Cy needs to pick up what he can under state laws and run with it.

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If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

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Pro-tip: you can't actually suffocate yourself with a pillow.

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I have given up hoping that these chickens come home to roost. It is likely that people around Trump will fall, but the big man will probably still be free. It would be a red letter day for the nation if Trump is indicted, and his imprisonment might actually be a national holiday. But I don't think it's going to happen. Mores the pity.

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Cyrus Vance?? Either none of us are as old as I think I am or he's not the Cyrus Vance from the Carter Administration. Its a rare name, so I'm kind of hoping for not being so old.

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